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ok,i am a good age and should be experienced at eating peas.(I am not talking about the mushy peas).but these tin peas keep rolling of the fork.And sometimes they hit the ground.Now its 2017 and nobody has invented a proper utensil when eating peas.I know we all have spoons but they have no prongs for lifting other foods to your mouth that may be on the plate.The fork it not very good for balancing the peas.So everyone everyday uses a fork that in fairness is not the ideal utensil for lifting peas so how come the powers that be don't design a proper utensil that caters for all types of food.(and by inventing it could make a billion quid )when we all start using the new 2017 fork that caters for lifting peas.And then we would all not have to squash the peas into other pieces of food before placing them into the mouth.
And it would save all the worlds floors in dining rooms from being full of peas after everyone has eaten.
And it would save all the worlds floors in dining rooms from being full of peas after everyone has eaten.
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Peas off, imo ;)
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I feel sorry for the Chinese.
Try eating your peas with chopsticks. |
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Soup spoon
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I eat my peas with honey, I've done it all my life.
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This is why the plebs are so keen on mushy peas.
Otherwise they'd never manage to get them into their gobs. |
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Mangetout are easier to tackle with a fork than loose peas.
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Alternatively put plate to gob and roll them in with a fork along with the gravy.
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What you are after is a spork. These cunning implements have been around for years and are a pea eaters best friend. Enjoy.
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Or maybe a Splade. Or your fingers.
All I am saying, is give peas a chance. |
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these tin peas keep rolling of the fork. And sometimes they hit the ground.
Peas on earth is what Christmas is all about though. And Saddo's peas taste funny ... |
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The fork with high sides looks good..
Having suitably loaded it, you could then give them a squash with your knife... |
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lady is correct,a fork with high sides is the answer.And while I am at it I have another thing that annoys me.
Its those Flaky Pastry buns that we eat and half the pastry falls all over your clothes ,can the makers of these pastries not mix the white of an egg to them and bind the pastry.feck me if you eat one on a sofa you have clean yourself and the sofa afterwords.i guess the people who make them never eat them. |
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Let's face it Brassy, you need a lap tray and a bib.
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smiley face wont work.(smile)
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I already have the lap tray and sometimes my keyboard takes the flak.
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Earlier today I tapped enough crumbs out of my keyboard to make a cheesecake base.
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My Dad had a phobia for peas. (This is not an attempt at humour btw - it's actually true. Scared stiff of them he was)
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Some people will not eat anything that is green in colour.believe it or not.
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It wasn't the colour - he was just the same with baked beans.
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It wasn't the colour - he was just the same with baked beans.
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That's my point about peas,we try to eat them with a fork,yet using a spoon to eat beans is not strange.
How peas got promoted to the dinner plate is strange.?And nobody ever invented a fork with sides is even stranger. |
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Franz Woyzeck, a lonely soldier stationed in a provincial German town, is living with Marie, the mother of his child who is not blessed by the church as it was born out of wedlock. Woyzeck earns extra money for his family by performing menial jobs for the Captain and agreeing to take part in medical experiments conducted by the Doctor. At one of these experiments, the Doctor tells Woyzeck that he must eat nothing but peas. It is obvious that Woyzeck's mental health is breaking down and he begins to experience a series of apocalyptic visions. Meanwhile, Marie grows tired of Woyzeck and turns her attentions to a handsome drum major who, in an ambiguous scene taking place in Marie's bedroom, sleeps with her.
With his jealous suspicions growing, Woyzeck confronts the drum major, who beats him up and humiliates him. Finally, Woyzeck stabs Marie to death by a pond. If only Büchner had provided his character with a spoon, all this unpleasantness might have been avoided. |
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I always ordered Baked Beans with my Fish and Chips until one day I was driving to the Chippy when John Lennon came on the radio. From that day forward I always have Mushy Peas. The song lyric was " all I am saying is give Peas a chance "
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