One for the elder statesmen/cognoscenti

Yes, that includes you, kenny.

Oi, what about the elder stateswoman?

But no, I didn't know who you were on about until I googled it.  But if you had mentioned davies, interesting, higgins, hurricane, white, whirlwind etc, I might have had a chance

Believe snooker is a euphemism for coitus. My place or yours Annie?

" ... and for those of you watching in black and white, the pink is next to the brown."

Thank you for killing the suspense annie.

John Pulman, Ray Reardon, Fred Davis, Rex Williams, John Spencer.  The original Pot Black line-up.  I think aliens introduced Kingsley Kennerley subsequently to mess up my mind.  Damn sure no such person ever existed.

behind the brown

Threw me Bodil. Saw Gary Owen and immediately thought of the Daily Record racing tipster albeit it's Garry.

noneck gary owen

Kingsley Kennerley (27 December 1913 – 26 June 1982) was an English billiards and snooker player.

never heard of him