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I hope this story is allowed by the forum editor.This story is true and I will post it to give the readers an insight into modern day activities that occur .I will keep it clean and names have been changed to protect all involved.remember this is a true story.
There was a guy named Jack aged 25 who was shy when it came to asking out the girls in his town.
one night after a few drinks he asked Mary of loose virtue to go on a date.Jack had a packet of Viagra in his pocket and when it came to the nitty gritty of the evening shy Jack asked Mary did shy think he should take a tablet because of his lack of experience .Mary said ok.
Now the story goes that Mary had the best night of love and passion she ever had and that jack was able to do his duty many times and was ready to perform again 2 minutes after performing .Jack was full of energy all night long.
The following morning Mary told all her girl friends about Jacks fantastic performance and word soon went round that JACK was the the man to be with.
Soon Jack was pulling the girls left ,right,and center.
Viagra was an important topic.Soon all the girls began to carry a packet in their handbags.
So now everything has changed.
If you are out for the night and you pull a chick ,no matter how good you think you are as a stud you will never be as good as Jack,Unless of course the chick you pull has a tablet in her handbag or you happen to have a packet in your pocket.
ITS a bit like a football match between Barcelona v Exeter City.So not only does a normal guy become a favorite by having a big car and a big wallet,he better have a packet in his pocket if he wants to meet the chick for a second date.
and if you are like me and thought that the Viagra was just for the old men you were wrong.You may find yourself at the bottom of the league for pulling chicks and not know why,but now you know.
There was a guy named Jack aged 25 who was shy when it came to asking out the girls in his town.
one night after a few drinks he asked Mary of loose virtue to go on a date.Jack had a packet of Viagra in his pocket and when it came to the nitty gritty of the evening shy Jack asked Mary did shy think he should take a tablet because of his lack of experience .Mary said ok.
Now the story goes that Mary had the best night of love and passion she ever had and that jack was able to do his duty many times and was ready to perform again 2 minutes after performing .Jack was full of energy all night long.
The following morning Mary told all her girl friends about Jacks fantastic performance and word soon went round that JACK was the the man to be with.
Soon Jack was pulling the girls left ,right,and center.
Viagra was an important topic.Soon all the girls began to carry a packet in their handbags.
So now everything has changed.
If you are out for the night and you pull a chick ,no matter how good you think you are as a stud you will never be as good as Jack,Unless of course the chick you pull has a tablet in her handbag or you happen to have a packet in your pocket.
ITS a bit like a football match between Barcelona v Exeter City.So not only does a normal guy become a favorite by having a big car and a big wallet,he better have a packet in his pocket if he wants to meet the chick for a second date.
and if you are like me and thought that the Viagra was just for the old men you were wrong.You may find yourself at the bottom of the league for pulling chicks and not know why,but now you know.
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U WOT M8
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So, you're a sales rep for Pfizer bn. Doesn't surprise me.
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no its just a modern day tip for the young guys on the forum,and I forgot to add the tablet also makes every thing bigger in size,if my information is correct ,"now what was Tony Adams nickname?"lets say bigger than Tony"
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So really the tip is attempt to pull the biggest slag you know, put in a good performance with the aid of viagra and then she will tell all her mates how good it was and then you will have the pick of some other slags?
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An urban myth by the sound of it.
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lads this is true,a friend of Jack's borrowed a tablet of jack and went home and took the tablet before going to bed with the wife last Tuesday night.Wednesday evening when he went home from work the wife had a big steak dinner ready for him.
Now who gets steak dinners on a Wednesday. |
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And according to Jacks friend the wife will not leave him alone since last Tuesday night,she told him to go for a few pints in the pub ,and is all over him in the hope that she can have another night like last Tuesday.
Jacks friend says"i cant believe the harmony that is in my house" And Jack is getting pints bought for him by his new fan club.  |
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This could be the start of Harvey Weinsteins defence in court.
Blame it on the boogie. |
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Is his surname Hammer?
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In the box, imo.
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Exeter top o league son
Grecians! |
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I took a viagra about 10 years ago just to see what the fuss was all about. It gave me the most violent headache/migraine the next day, never again.
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It's true I tell yer.
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Like Slippy i took one once and all i got was a Headache.
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Like Slippy i took one once and all i got was a Headache.
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Barca also top of league at the moment, Capt F.
Barca vs Exeter City would be 7/4 each of two imo. |
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City edge it imo
Chelses having our cast offs  |