Theresa May's Speech

quoting jo cox

that'll have a few of her right wingers coughing

coughing again

doctor

All hail to the bugs that infected May...... you took one for the country ! are you

"How did Lee Nelson get a pass ?"
Because he can't get a gig or even near a stage any other way?

-are you

is there a doctor in the house ?



poor woman is so stressed its horrible to watch

Lee Nelson will get his own series after this ! Hello

-hello (using dictating software)

Cough was coming !

Wouldn't surpise me if C4, the Corbynite anti-Tory channel, DID take the talentless twerp on..

The last leg isn't funny and it's never off the tv.

^ Who May ?

the funniest part of the last leg is that only right whingers watch it to complain

Car crash Speech !

"the funniest part of the last leg is that only right whingers watch it to complain"
Congratulaions, you've agreed with me that it's not funny.

Simon Brodkin ( Lee Nelson ) Tweet :

Hi, Boris Johnson, I gave Theresa her P45 just like you asked.

letters falling off the slogan behind her ended up BUILDING A COUNTRY THAT WORKS - OR EVERYON

^ probably a Bulgarian signwriter !

junker will be sending her a bottle of brandy as we speak

Theresa May can't be all bad. He threw Swastika golf balls at Trump, threw money at Blatter, renamed Philip Green's yacht 'BHS Destroyer' and shakily passed Theresa May a tax form.

makes you wonder why isis don't make him an offer he cant refuse

northanlite    04 Oct 17 13:07 
letters falling off the slogan behind her Laugh ended up BUILDING A COUNTRY THAT WORKS - OR EVERYON



Could have been a lot worse ( and funnier )?,,

just checking ....its not funny....

but they keep some folk busy

making the claim that you want to build a country that works for everyone but can't make a sign
that works for an hour is very funny

not a lot of of it her fault ,but lets be fair if it was the dragons den she,d have been laughed off after 10 mins

Not her fault ?

- made 20 + interviews yesterday. Not resting your voice before a major speech, isn't very clever.
- in charge of the Tory Party, responsible for security and signage.

reboot maybot

reboot maybot

reboot maybot

Will resign tonight.....Evens !

On the plus side, the embalmer has done a great job of her make up.

I think it was revenge for all that wheat and barley she ruined

A calamitous mess. Symbolic of the Tory Goverment.

joiner

they wanted a flush surface , so I used glue instead of nails

speech was 38 mins late

hot tv lights softened the glue

I could come round next Tuesday or Wednesday and 'ave a quick butchers at yer letters, but it's not gonna be cheap 'an the parking's a nightmare round there what wiv all the security. Off the top of me 'ead you're talking two grand. Plus materials and VAT squire.

More like : "I usin' Blu-tank.....grippin' like good one.....100 squids......VAT ? What dat ? "

bluetak

Crisp77    04 Oct 17 14:56 
I think it was revenge for all that wheat and barley she ruined



I don't know Crisp - you shag one sheep.........

her embarrassment is saved by the lemmings or as thatcher called them the vegetables coming out ,insulting every voters intelligence by saying what a great speech it was,when the whole world new it was a car crash, nelson probably saved her bacon,because it was a car crash without his intervention,at least she,s now getting the symp vote

Get out of Manchester and dont come back

Thatcher wept.

No wonder she couldnt get her words out with them being too altruistic for the tory party.
Choking on the Labour party principles in an attempt to look like doing things for the many and not the few.
Pathetic.
But I loved watching it go down in flames

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Very embarassing, but she got off lightly compared to Hilary Clinton. Her opponents tried to say that she was practically on her deathbed, when she had a coughing fit.

So the gentlemen of the left are mocking the Prime Minister for having an involuntary coughing fit. How noble of them.

Nah it wasn't the coughing it was the whole thing. Started with a grovelling apology & all just went to sh!t from there really.
Not all her fault (although what she was apologising for was) but does all seem symptomatic.
The F falling off the wall behind her just seemed too ridiculous, i reckon she was nobbled. After she had left the stage
another half dozen or so letters came down.

You can hardly blame her for the set falling apart but I agree about the apology, no need for it at all and made her look weak. I don't remember Thatcher apologising for anything.

When I saw the sign at first I thought it said BUILDING A COUNTRY THAT WORKS - OR EVERTON

If any of you have chaired meetings or given presentations, as I have, you would feel sympathy. If you have a cold and the air in the room is warm and dry, sometimes stale from having been exhaled by many people then these things can happen no matter how many sips you take or sweets you suck.

Dear me Foinavon we are broken hearted about her

Glad to here it, anxious.

Oct 4, 2017 -- 1:41PM, Foinavon wrote:

If any of you have chaired meetings or given presentations, as I have, you would feel sympathy. If you have a cold and the air in the room is warm and dry, sometimes stale from having been exhaled by many people then these things can happen no matter how many sips you take or sweets you suck.

The bile was being exuded from her inner being and clogged up her airways !

Oct 4, 2017 -- 1:45PM, Foinavon wrote:

Glad to here it, anxious.

*hear......bog-trotter !

She really has got a touch of the Frank Spencer about her at the moment. I cannot see her recovering from here.

To be honest it is not really a laughing matter. We got the Keystone Cops at Labour and Laurel and Hardy in the Conservatives then we have. The real fear is not really the abandonment of the middle because we need some drastic change but what we could get.

I hear you Leopard.

Unfortunately WD, the socialists will one day experience their red pill moment. I hope it will never come but that's wishful thinking.

I believe she even lifted some of her speech from an episode of the West Wing.
Plus the music didn't go down well with everyone. Things really have not gone very well at all has they!

florence welch ‏Verified account @flo_tweet  2h2 hours ago
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Today's use of 'You've Got The Love' at the Conservative party conference was not approved by us nor would it have been had they asked.

uh oh - west wing


https://mobile.twitter.com/AngryScotland/status/915655527782322176/video/1

Had to laugh at one BBC commentator saying this was her Neil Kinnock moment (ie tripping in the surf)
WALOR. Gave a great speech despite her sore throat.

Posts gone missing again , tory patrol squads on tonight again

must of been hell , listening on radio

Hasn't taken you long to spout yer rubbish again anxious.
Although I suppose tory patrol is an improvement on tory fanboys and tory spivs.
so on reflection you may have learned something from your ban.

Akabula you seem very well informed about such matters ,  i did read a bit on that pj harvey thread on you tube , you were very popular with whoever was in control on there

Amazed that you have escaped bans over the last few years considering the garbage you post

I'm surprised as well given how many times you've pressed the report button on my posts.

Ive never reported anybody im not that childish

No but yer childish enough to cast aspersions on other posters.

What aspersions  ?

Britains Most Powerful Prime Minister (Quote:BBC)

Who is the other Wons

Foinavon    04 Oct 17 19:41 
If any of you have chaired meetings or given presentations, as I have, you would feel sympathy. If you have a cold and the air in the room is warm and dry, sometimes stale from having been exhaled by many people then these things can happen no matter how many sips you take or sweets you suck.



I've done hundreds in my time at work. And yes I've experienced similar.
But feel sympathy for May ? You have to be kidding !!

The poor woman is out of her depth and has been from day one. She is an awkward geeky woman who has led a sheltered like at the vicarage. She is not a bad person but she has no empathy with people outside of her own circle. Even before today's disaster her body language has been of someone who wants out . She will not sleep tonight for sure and maybe for sometime to come. Resignation would be humiliating but she will want out asap. Who wouldn't, there are no positives.
Brexit, Boris et al, Corbyn,The Ulster Unionists,The Scottish Nationalist,Immigration,The economy. She aint tough enough to cope with it. A leadership challenge would do her a favour.

She is English, that is how English people used to be .
It's a good thing , people like that are trustworthy . She can work through the Brexit negotiations slowly and carefully and calmly.

Some people can find it difficult in a new job, or appear to at first.
But it is time that counts, after all nothing has been decided yet with May as pm.

she is little more than a puppet , held in place by others with a need
for a leader to carry out their bidding.

she is pm, then she can retire, and somebody else will get a go

CrystalHunt is correct.

A female John Major.

Surprised the audience could keep a straight face listening to her spout a load of watered down Labour policies and passing them off as her own.

the funniest part of the last leg is that only right whingers watch it to complain


Never a truer word spoken. Watched about 5 minutes and just don't think it's funny so not watched it since. Am constantly kept up to date on what goes on though from Gregory, disgusted from Walton-on-Thames. If the show could make me laugh as much as these sops watching it to just get annoyed then I might tune in again.

Facts
04 Oct 17 22:56
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I've done hundreds in my time at work. And yes I've experienced similar.
But feel sympathy for May ? You have to be kidding !!

I don't expect you to feel sympathy for her, I expect you to criticise her policies and leadership.
Those who laugh at her for things beyond her control are little different to those who laugh at peoples' disabilities in my opinion.

18 meetings,29 interviews in the previous days nosign ,talk of been unwell,cold etc,maybe the nerves,situation took over,if she,d been suffering surely all the water,honey,gargles,pastilles etc,etc would have been on the lectern readily available for her

Her gang misappropriated  the Tory leadership by setting up Andrea Leadsome into mentioning May's inability to have children and using it to monster her.

She subsequently withdrew from the contest.

If it had gone to a vote amongst Tory members, Andrea would have won.

Not secure ground on which to start the job of PM.

There's very little that can be said in defence of the utter hopelessness that is Theresa May, but the fact that it's not Leadsom in that position is one of them.

? A bit cryptic ?

Hardly cryptic. May managed to at least give the impression of being a competent Home Secretary. Nobody could accuse Leadsom of appearing a competent anything.

A bit of a polite description of May's performance as HS but in a nutshell, yeah.

'Tally Ho' Leadsom is a fox.



Sorry, Fox Hunt Supporter.

May was a poor choice, she inspires nobody but I agree with PoP that Leadsom looks even worse.

its fairly obvious imo that its power through the back door from her husband,what sort of husbands sends her wife out everyday exposing her to ridicule and a laughing stock,at opening up about their private past in an attempt to gain a few symp votes, the bloke must be a cold heartless fish

you kidding?
That poor b4stard deserves a medal each and every bedtime

He has his own room with a lock....draped in garlic !

Foinavon    05 Oct 17 10:29 
Facts
04 Oct 17 22:56
Joined: 05 May 03 | Topic/replies: 25,382 | Blogger: Facts's blog

I've done hundreds in my time at work. And yes I've experienced similar.
But feel sympathy for May ? You have to be kidding !!

I don't expect you to feel sympathy for her, I expect you to criticise her policies and leadership.
Those who laugh at her for things beyond her control are little different to those who laugh at peoples' disabilities in my opinion.



I was answering your comment that stated ' we should feel sympathy for her'

I repeat , I don't.

That's fine. I think we should feel sympathy for her, but I don't expect you to.
There are more than a few others who don't and that's no surprise either.

Sympathy isn't something lefties are known for.

I think they are more into virtue signalling, Aka.

What has she done to merit sympathy?

Her cough?


She's an incompetent fool with no backbone or shed of decency, ready to abandon any principles if it's personally better for her. She's in charge of the worst government of my lifetime, is no doubt aware that the likes of Bojo, Hunt, Davis et al are performing very poorly but is putting her own neck above the interests of the country. Is happy to use ordinary, hard working people as bargaining chips to make herself look good.


But yeah, the cough. Thoughts and prayers etc.

Phillip Hammond offered her a cough sweet, I'd of rubbed Vic on her chest for purely medical reasons you understand

I think Shed of Decency will be my next death metal band name btw.

Or...


People with terminal illnesses are deemed fit for work and then die. Theresa May has a cough and is called brave for carrying on her speech





h/t some other place

She's a trooper PP

The message from the slogan board  ' F off ' was indeed  hilarious...

May Must Stay

The sign could have been a bit more strong and stable

WTF was Hammond doing with a cough sweet anyway?
Would you accept a cough sweet that somebody had been handling out of its wrapper?
Did he have it stored lodged firmly between his arse cheeks?

Also...
You know exactly where people's morals lay when the biggest cheer came when may attempted a gag about hammond giving anything away.

Im sure there are JAMs all across the land pissing themsens at that one aye.