bukkake ?

Does the person who invited you stutter?

Maybe its a bakeware party?

Biscar Two from a mile back    27 Sep 17 14:32 
How many are invited, are they all coming ?

person who invited me dont stutter but he did say make sure i have a full tank ?!  looks like the location of the party will be a long drive !

Probably best avoid the Bukkake party if you suffer from backache.

the missus said she went to a bukkake party and ended up getting plastered ,strange that as she dont drink !

I think she meant she looked like a plasterers radio after it ended.

need to be a good shot if they are wearing Burkas

Maybe we could have the Great British Bukkake Off?

Sue Perkins and Sandi Toksvig have turned down their invitations, but Mary Berrys up for it!

pmslaughing at the last 2 post,,,mary would be alright . her false teeth could  come out,,

An ex-girlfriend of mine said she wanted to go to a Bukkake - sounded a bit Chinese to me so I said I'd have a number 69

enjoy it m8 pmsl

URBAN DICTIONARY TOP DEFINITION   
bukkake
1. noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.

2. verb To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly

enjoy it m8 pmsl

URBAN DICTIONARY TOP DEFINITION   
bukkake
1. noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.

2. verb To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly

have you googled it i have pmsl

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bukkake

the missus said she was shot at more times than bonnie and clyde !

pmsl

just googled it and watched a film, loads of geezers   standing  around a bird who looked like she had seen more japs eyes than a tokeyo optician !

Spermtastic!

Thinly veiled been invited to the Uber London closing down party

You a provider or a consumer ? 

Sorry mate not interested. Good look in your search though.

I am not searching....sounded like you were searching....you promising to wear a thin veil.

got thrown out of the last bukkake party i attended ,they got got the hump when after i deleivered my load i shouted .......ONE HUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDRED AND EIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHTY ...............

Re my suggestion earlier about the Great British Bukkake Off, it would bring a new meaning to icing the cake.

sticky buns