Been seeing her for 6 weeks?

Bunny boiler type behaviour imo. She'll be expecting you to pop the question by bonfire night at this rate.

Best dog walker ahe's ever had....

Our first Chit Chat wedding. How exciting.

nutter.get rid.

nutter.beware.

what is his name ?

at her age she cant afford to hang around, the shelf was beckoning.

and dont forget the age she sayed isnt the actual won ....

You sure it was meant for you?

Happiness is fleeting

Prepared is clearly ducktaped in a basement somewhere. IF YOU CAN GET ON THE FORUM AND POST ANYTHING WE WILL CALL THE POLICE FOR YOU PREPARED.

Could be Fatal Attraction or simply infatuation. Money on the latter. But if youre both enjoying it, why not?

I think there could be a Chit Chat wedding followed by a Chit Chat birth, she is trying to tell you that she is pregnant.

Clearly she'll regret it in the long run.

She's not drunk, just got a wrong number.

Have you, erm, you know, I mean have you, how shall I put it.....?

Smashed her back doors in is the Chit Chat saying.

Taken her to visit Lord Spaffington Chebs is another

I saw a woman for 6 weeks. The police then came and took my binoculars away. Bar stewards!!!

I'm alive, thanks for your concern ha. Some quality replies on here as ever yes i have done the deed numerous times.
Whose coming to the wedding?

....

Just take advantage of the situation, you dont have to love her back.

if she badgers you for reciprocation,tell her its a bit soon & that you have trust issues from a bad experience in a previous relationship.women love that c rap,should ensure you have enthusiastic sex for the next few months on tap while she tries to repair your fragile ego.

Youre a good looking guy, think you could do better... just saying.

if it was follwed by an x or even multiple x's dump her fast .. meanwhile if it was follwed by a very close! i'd get lost in consumate thought over a crate of lager .. it's not the words but the actions that matter

Emitdeb

what thread were you intending to post on?

Check the income threshold to bring her into the UK.

Barrowboy clearly a shrewdie.

....if a bit callous....though ?

practical rather than callous,surely spotty

I respect women...you should too

This one... Deltâ   8 v 5 all day long imo.

...

Won't let me reply sometimes, seeing her for the first time tonight since the text. Cheers emitdeb but i do
shrub up better than that recent pic as that was taken on a sunday morning after a saturday sesh

And how long have you been into foliage abuse?

shrub up

Leaf it, leaf it prepared83. Walk away!!!

Still going well. Shes taking me out for dinner on weds for my birthday

She just wants to make sure you're seated when she drops the pregnancy bombshell.

I've read somewhere that Mohammed (or variants of) is a very popular boys name.

Happy Birthday, it my birthday too on Wednesday also.

didnt realise asian chick kenny be well jell

was that you two on Undateables last night C4?

Only do anal so no baby possible, nah delta im on next week

She uses a strap-on WTF

if you pass the ice cream shop,  just mention you would like a 69

Oct 3, 2017 -- 8:23AM, Deltâ wrote:

was that you two on Undateables last night C4?

Take her up the Shard (NAP)

In the summer it was alcohol, autumn comes and it's women. Prep, she's yours if you want her. Do you?

Think i do, still early days though

Take a long, sober look. Does she get on with her siblings? Is she popular at work? Does she take pride in herself and her surroundings? What does she do for recreation? Has she a long 'history'? Is conversation easy? Is silence easy? Good Luck M8 PS i 'retired' from women when the last one said to me 'haven't you done enough damage?'

All boxes ticked so far bud, just a question of time now i guess. Lets see how this week goes as out for dinner
2mrw then spending the weekend together

@life lucky

Who cares if she gets on with her siblings or work colleagues.

Reading this thread you don't seem to see her very often. It's easy to get on with a woman you only meet up every few days for a meal and a blowy

That is very true zazu, will know more when we spend a decent chunk of time together

Zazu hi, I put the PS in as a warning to take my 'advice' with a pinch of salt. PS Zazu was the name of Rosie Vela's mini-masterpiece, wasn't it?

If you want out tell her your feeling confused about your sexuality. Explain to her that she is helping you with the tough decision of whether you prefer sex with Men or Women....should do the trick.

Think yourself lucky just got this text from my Girlfriend of 8 months.


Girlfriend of 8 months: Hi Brocky I need to tell you something.


Me: Hi honeybunch what is it?


Girlfriend of 8 months: Ive just broken yer Samsung 88inch Curved 2160p Smart 4K Ultra HD TV.


Me: WHAT THE F**K?!?!?!


Girlfriend of 8 months: Brocky Sweetpea I'm shagging one of yer pals.


Me: So my Samsung 88inch Curved 2160p Smart 4K Ultra HD TV is okay right..?

^ Falkirk fans always the same,thinking aboot their wallets and not the task at hand !

Been with my missus coming up for fifteen years and she's never said she loves me

We're now official as a couple. Went thorpe park on saturday and f eck me im too old for those rides
nearly had a stroke a few times. Wish me luck lads as its 50/1 we last until xmas

Why? Has she asked for an expensive Xmas present?

Not yet, but it is her birthday in 2 weeks so any ideas welcome. Already getting her to set up some betting accounts

Buy her a nice puppy,women go all soft when the pup jumps up to them.

She already owns a dog bud. A vizsla called barney, quality dog

she has lovely puppies already

Betting accounts bit dont sound like a good move imo. Dont want her knowing youre a going nowhere loser like the rest of us...

Disappointing that you're officially a couple yet you only nearly had a stroke a few times on the rides