Tinder date trapped trying to retrieve her own poo

And here's the lady involved:

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6ya6jh/woman_trapped_in_window_while_trying_to_retrieve/

That's the most embarrassing thing I have read in a long while....having a first date at Nando's

True dat, surprised she could use a piece of toilet roll to retrieve it, any time I've been there only a straw would do.

Something to tell the children.

His stupid date should have paid the £300 for the damaged window not him.

He should have told her to scat!

crowdfunding,got £1200 already!

DIE LINKE 

Very funny and well told story, but did anyone notice how dirty the window is?

Could have done with a wipe.

Great story. we've all experienced the log jam scenario, but on a date ?  FFS who takes a sh1t on a first date at their place? women especially,

Anyone got a recording of the 999 call.

Very bad faeces management , I always go between 9am-10am. If I'm on the pot at any other time, something has gone drastically wrong.

maybe she was readying herself in case she got one up the wrong un.

Faeces do seem to fascinate Bristol University.

What a disgustingly rancid tale.

Why the fcuk would you ever fish a turd out of a toilet bowl & then chuck it out of a window?

Absolutely rank.

Should be named & shamed.

Any pics of the woman?

Funny story.

One of the golden rules when going on a date is to have a dump before you go out.

The solution is simple, assuming you've a sink, just reach in and pinch it in two then shake hand in bowl and wash well.

For gods sake its your OWN POO THAT WAS JUST INSIDE YOU, ALL WARM AND SNUGGLY and no worse than picking up a warm squishy dog sh1t with 0.2mm of bag protecting you or changing a nappy, grow up if you can't do that!

It's far nicer than any other option like leaving it or chucking it out the window. WTF was out the window, did she know? Could've been a kids trike or a rabbit hutch or Money Tree's spare ferrari.

The best bit is if you are peckish, and there is sweetcorn ... after pub nibbles!

Good tip for those going on a dinner date.  Make sure she has some sweetcorn and she'll be reminded of you the next morning.

ken can sniff a decent story

Did they have a second date?

"One of the golden rules when going on a date is to have a dump before you go out."

and a w@nk

Speaking of pub nibbles, no wonder they're always infested with all kinds of harmful of bacteria.

Seems that some people think nothing of handling their own sh!t.

give bar snacks/ bread tasting a swerve imo

Handling s hit isn't wise, irrespective of who's it is.

You stand a higher chance of contracting gastro interitus or the noro virus as there's bacteria in the lower intestine that should exist anywhere else on or in the human body.

Typical female 'Memememememememememememememememe' mentality.

Shouldn't exist

Good tip for those going on a dinner date.  Make sure she has some sweetcorn and she'll be reminded of you the next morning.


I often wondered, does it taste the same ?

Please report back with your findings.

Never had the balls to put it to the test Ken.............but I'm sure someone on here knows

shes given an interview to the sun.apparently now goes by the nickname the shirehampton **** slinger,classic quote "i was trying to be classy by not leaving **** in his toilet".crowdfunding now up to £2500.

Platini 06 Sep 17 22:50 Joined: 20 Dec 02 | Topic/replies: 17,508 | Blogger: Platini's blog
"One of the golden rules when going on a date is to have a dump before you go out."

and a w@nk Laugh



That brings to mind the much discussed topic from chit-chat yesteryear - ie "Pugging" (pooing and tugging at the same time)

I haven't seen this discussed on here for about 10 years!

Exclusive footage of Tinder Poo Girl's trip to the zoo revealed!
You won't believe your eyes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYgsBHbW3Og
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It seems the BBC is now reporting the story for the benefit of its viewers and listeners in the London area:

Woman wan troway poo-poo, come trap for window

Woman wey take her hand, pack her poo-poo comot di toilet of man wey she dey friend because ''e no gree flush'' enter trouble, after she go try collect di poo-poo back.
The woman wey dey learn gymnastics, just start to waka with Bristol student, Liam Smith, for di first time, when she take fear troway di poo-poo comot for window.
Instead make di thing land for garden, di poo-poo come jam between two windows wey no dey open wide.
Di lady decide to carry her thing back; she use head enter the small space wey di poo-poo bin dey, but na so she come trap for there, and trouble start.
Mr Smith say im no get choice but to call fire service make dem help remove di girl, along with her poo-poo.



https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196

Brilliant screaming

A disgusting tale whatever the language.

Nasty woman.

Was trying to understand all the publicity, then saw an interview with the bloke. He looked like, for want of a better description, an Amish Nerd and was obviously so proud that he'd got the opportunity to broadcast the fact that he'd finally managed to persuade a girl to come home with him (even though it was to watch telly).

Erse would like this thread a lot - where is he these days?

Wonder if it was anything like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65llSXzNAFY

Erse is alive and well and living in Jeeeermany

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/berlin-court-upholds-mans-right-to-break-wind-in-public-a3631631.html

Die 32. Polizeieinheit, deren Gruppenleiter die Beamtin durch die Flatulenzen beleidigt sah, ist eine derjenigen, deren Mitglieder in Bad Segeberg vor dem G20-Gipfel eine heftige Party gefeiert hatten. Dabei war reichlich Alkohol geflossen, ein Pärchen soll Sex in der Öffentlichkeit gehabt und mehrere Polizisten gegen den Zaun uriniert haben.

http://www.berliner-zeitung.de/28371704 ©2017

The 32nd Police Unit, whose leader claimed the officer in question had been offended by the outbreaks of flatulence, is one of the units whose members enjoyed a rowdy party in Bad Segeberg before the G20 Summit. Accompanied by generously flowing alcohol, a couple were accused of having sex in public and several officer urinated against the fence.

Plod is Plod, the world over.

cant demand respect in life, and cant demand respect behind the badge either
poor them

she has done this before this is the turd time

What I can't unnerstan is why o why o why ADULTS are using infantile language