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The only thing I know about the rapture is from American Dad, and your clothes fall off and you all float up into the sky.
So .. well sounds like I've got 20 days to lose a few pound and work on my six pack? I don't want to be caught out not being "Rapture Body Ready" ![]() ![]() The Daily Mail will have a FIELD day with embrassing cellulite paparazi shots and I don't want flab shamed. |
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I watched the Xmas esipode of Victor Meldrew a couple of weeks ago, it was the 1 where Victor helped out at the Xmas dinner for the homeless place and this 'mad' man came in and held Victor and the vicar there with a gun.
This mad bloke was waiting for the apoclips, the 4 horses and all that. But what got me was that he kept stating the time it was supposed to happen over and over again, which was 9:23. Bearing in mind that this episode was made 20+ years ago, now we've got Zorrostrikes saying the end is september 23rd, which is 9/23 written that way. Should we be worried? Strange coincidence ![]() |
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thought it was the 22nd zorro?
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Ay up Zorro. Not long to go now. No doubt you are looking forward to the big day.
Have you sold your worldly goods yet? I see you still have your computer. ![]() |
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Zorro - you've been had
Religion is just a load of made up old bowlacks |
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Oy Vey
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do you have the equivalent of a rapture advent calendar?
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I find indulging in so much pleasure all at once rather distasteful. Do you have to repent and wear sackcloth and ashes on the following day?
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https://youtu.be/LuYYQNVFxGo
Kim Walker Smith at her finest. |
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Oi Catman. If god is omnipresent, everywhere at once, that means he must be on Twitter, by definition.
Therefore all I need to do is join Twitter myself, and follow him, and as a proven follower of God, I'll easily get into heaven, or at least have a strong case for compensation at the EHCR if I don't. #RaptureSorted. #WhereTheresEternalDamnationTheresAClaim May Justin Bieber is god in disguise, which means you're already fine! |
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Zorro aint posted for a while, do you think he's been taken early?
Possibly giving God a run down on us lot. Decent guy is Zorro. ![]() |
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You sure you don't want to stay with us Zorro? btw If you haven't seen it make sure you watch the leftovers before you go
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I had the JWs at the door last week
![]() I actually asked em if theyd heard of this hear date and they laughed and said no. Must be a different Christian sect. |
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here
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cult
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also the sally army lady didn't know what I was going on about,but then very few do
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You guys don't understand.
Many are called but few are chosen. It says so in the bible...I think...er not sure where. ![]() |
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hank - the last season of leftovers was a cop out, made it a parallel universe? which is REALLY a stretch, at least there's some physical evidence for God. none for multiverses and super-symmetry. they should have kept to the story in the bible. but they do this with many tv series, they open with sound bible ideas and twist them into a pretzel.
Vikings started with the nordic nations converting and quickly turned to pagan ways, which is the reverse? the nordic nations all have crosses on their flags. the 9:23 reference in Victor Meldrew comedy is very old. I think Satan is aware too this is coming. more clued up than any christian. Doesn't matter though. there's the trying to OCCUPY the day strategy, trying to de sanctify the day. the festival of flowers(witches). Rosh Hashana was there first. the masons have 9 to 3, expressed 923. same BS. something to do with pyramid construction. Anyone wrapped up in this is pre ****** - So you should investigate now, the window is closing. last jubilee year exactly 70 years from start of Israel. if israel had formed 1950? 2020 has nothing happening? the jubilee was 2017? the starsign, etc. jerusalem anniversary would be 53 years? not on a jubilee? all knocked out. accumulator odds in the billions to one ball park. most people don't even see this coming? one in a thousand christians. 90 million hits on youtube. factoring in duplicate viewing much less. oblivious - it's a sign for the jews. not really for christians. funny how mainstream news makes no mention of it - seems like a good way of riding christians? if it's wrong. |
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Looking forward to your posts on September the 24th, even more than I was looking forward to subversion's posts on June 24th last year.
He never posted again incidentally. I doubt you will be of such good grace. |
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well it is all about GRACE.
end of the grace covenant - 5777 jewish year. 5 grace 6 man 7 completion 8 new beginning. 777 messiah this is 5777 upto september 21st, then the new jewish year 5778 begins 22nd of September. from night of 22nd to night of the 23rd. the jewish sabbath. friday/saturday. 5(grace)777(completion and christ) moving to 5(grace)7(completion)(completed)8(new beginning) the covenant of god ends, left by the holy spirit and jesus. the restrainer is removed. a new agreement can be confirmed with many(ac and satan) cannot step on god's toes. one agreement at a time. |
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Did you used to be known as Anders77777?
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I only ask because he was also completely deranged.
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Zorro is blissfully immersed in the somniferous promises of his book of ancient magic. Unfortunately, the fix doesn't last forever and the awakening of 24th September will begin with bewilderment and the onset of cold turkey. Luckily for him, the fundamentalist and mystic websites will still be there as their authors too will have been denied rapture. They will be able to comfort him in the knowledge that a recalculation of historical data has resulted in a new date sometime next year.
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If you predict a disaster every day, then one day you'll be spot on and say 'see I told you there'd be a disaster didn't I? And did you believe me? Did you fork.'
It was all over you tube and that that 23rd sep 2015 would be end of the world, blood moons, eclipses and all that. Funny that it's alwasy 9/23 even a broken clock is right twice a day |
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zorro sorry but I don't remember,do you buy into the devil will take over the world and will reign for 7 years?
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Only 15 days to the Great Disillusionment. I hope he's got a few antidepressants in his medicine cabinet.
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one covenant ends - the grace covenant left by Jesus and the holy spirit. both are part of the trinity. the Godhead if you are C of E. the holy spirit teaches about Jesus/the father and himself. God is indwelling in born again christians.
the Holy spirit is God. therefore Satan is restrained from taking over the whole world. when decadence starts to rise, evil sprouts, decent people fight it and subdue it. one russian general said that somehow they found the spirit to fight on against the nazis. the RESTRAINER. the bible says he must be removed? he's in the church, the body of believers in christ. while the grace covenant is at work, satan is hampered. he only operates through others. A case could be made that he does no evil himself? he instigates... tempts, manipulates. So the church will be removed. withdrawn. God's agreement ends. 5777. end of grace. the tribulation (troubles of Jacob) is a seven year period. during which a new 'agreement' a covenant with many will be confirmed. Satan will say - look at you sad bozos, god left you behind, no rapture for you... you are all like me now. So I offer you immortality of a sort? genetics,science,astounding science which i reveal now. And a lot of you Bozos will fall in line. If you don't it's off with your head(tribulation saints). get your rfid chip here? make an oath. two weeks - Jupiter starting to leave Virgo on Saturday, tomorrow. action stations. |
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I saw the path of one of the 3 hurricanes today, it travels along the caribbean islands then up that land entension of florida.
The next story in the news was an earthquake in mexico. Are these related? Or just natural occurences? |
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God knows, Dusty. Meanwhile, http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/ shows the predicted path of Irma when you click on her. Bang on the nose of the Floridian peninsula and strraight up into Georgia & Alabama.
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hurricanes up three fold in thirty years - news yesterday.
so you can believe Jesus who said that - Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in diverse places. All these are the beginning of birth pains. birth pains increase in frequency and intensity, until the birth. or you can believe in a one degree shift creating three times the hurricanes. increase in knowledge, global travel..etc. all indicators of what Jesus pointed to at the end times. occultism - false prophets,love of self. everyone going their own way. etc. ------------- jesus said it was rosh hashana but only the father knows which one. 923. satan understood. labrats didn't. that's why he sits on that day. making it a witch's holiday. |
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zorro,are you saying the world doesn't end sept23rd but GOD lets the Devil take over for 7 years? there is no doubt G5 AND AI are the work of the Devil so makes more then sense
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satan's pretty much running the show already, imo.
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can anyone clarify what time this going to happen next saturday.
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i mean given the precision on the dates, surely asking for a specific time is no big deal.
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It turns out zoors's 'insight' has derived from the christian numerologist David Meade, not sure if he divulged this earlier....but the theory is hat planet X, aka Nibiru suddenly appears in the sky (or doesnt) and crashes into earth.
Errr rum. |
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Never heard of Meade but here's his latest article ...
http://planetxnews.com/2017/09/13/americas-eclipse-event-biblical-proportions/ . |
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there have been a few claims recently regarding planet x
each theory went for a burton Is God here yet ffs? |