First they were going to attack Guam...

Incredible isn't it?

Let's just say for one moment, North Korea do attack Guam (I mean, Guam FFS! I mean, that hit to the Sweet Potato industry of the US is really going to bring Uncle Sam to his trembling knees) and let's just say it is remotely successful (very debatable, given their missile tests endanger dolphins more than human beings), what then?

Kim sits back and admires himself in the mirror at the bloody nose he has given the Imperialist Lackey Running dogs - for about 10 seconds before he gets a thermonuclear precision-guided Tomahawk missile up his jacksie and the creation of a man-made sea-divide between the (now) island of South Korea and mainland China.

That should stop the overweight cheese fancier !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKR_gC_yBPU

North Koreas powerful elite troop's martial art training [guided by Kim Jong Un]

Brilliant video.

Hope they don't use the same building materials on their construction sites.

It's all a bit Takeshi Castle

Takeshi's Castle
(風雲！たけし城 Fūun! Takeshi-jō, literally Showdown! Takeshi Castle) is a Japanese game show that aired between 1986 and 1990, on the Tokyo Broadcasting System. It featured the Japanese actor Takeshi Kitano (also known as Beat Takeshi) as a count who owns a castle and sets up difficult challenges for players (or a volunteer army) to get to him. The show has become a cult television hit around the world.[2] A special live "revival" was broadcast on April 2, 2005, for TBS's 50th anniversary celebrations.

I knew it was old but not that old tbh
i remember the repeats on SKY 1/2/3
or something mid 2000s.Craig Charles
with the voice over.CAAARNNAGE as
he would say in Robot Wars.

My stepdaughter loved that programme when it was repeated 10-12 years ago, I never once saw anybody actually win in the final though. I also thought the round which simulated an earthquake where the contestants had to remain seated on their cushions or be eliminated was in bad taste but heyho it must have appealed to the Japanese sense of humour I guess.

Yeah i don't re-call no one making it to the empire
maybe it happened once or twice but it seemed a bit rough and tough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vFZXg4OlFQ

Takeshi's Castle: We Have A Winner!

Hitting a remote small island at > 2000 miles isn't an easy thing to do, I wonder if they hooked into the GPS system, and if the US has an off switch?

If you are using a satnav south of Japan and it suddenly loses all the satellites, duck for cover

If any missile looked dangerous in flight it would be shot down.  It wouldn't even reach it's target.

Its a mission for James Bond he would sort it out.

some of those guys ,would make good american wrestlers,,  actors

Own Brain - loving your martial arts video!!!

A few things come to mind..

1) We don't stand a chance against this lot!
2) The music is hilariously inappropriate!
3) Who clears up all the rubble?
4) Why do I see Kim and think of Steve Bruce?

Maybe he is waiting for men on the ground
these martial art types would wipe us out
face to face.But they will all be injured
going through so much rubble imo.Steve
Bruce

There is another one where they have dogs
jumping though hoops of fire.What would this do
in a war in the 21st Century.Is he planning escape for
dogs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhzSPNqRQMc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9jNIUtUn3c

"Its a mission for James Bond he would sort it out. "

You could kind of see Kim sitting in a chair in a volcano stroking a white cat couldn't you.

I think Trump was actually a character in Dr Strangelove?

Just seen that martial arts vid OB.
Reminded me of my last visit to Celtics hospitality suite.