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10 Aug 17 10:40
Date Joined: 18 Jul 10
| Topic/replies: 7,822 | Blogger: lybertyne's blog they're going to attack the sea 17 miles off Guam.  Laugh  Tomorrow they'll just threaten to point their toys in a general easterly direction.  They know the consequences if they attacked anything proper; they're just hot air.
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Report rogerthebutler August 10, 2017 10:50 AM BST
Incredible isn't it?

Let's just say for one moment, North Korea do attack Guam (I mean, Guam FFS! I mean, that hit to the Sweet Potato industry of the US is really going to bring Uncle Sam to his trembling knees) and let's just say it is remotely successful (very debatable, given their missile tests endanger dolphins more than human beings), what then?

Kim sits back and admires himself in the mirror at the bloody nose he has given the Imperialist Lackey Running dogs - for about 10 seconds before he gets a thermonuclear precision-guided Tomahawk missile up his jacksie and the creation of a man-made sea-divide between the (now) island of South Korea and mainland China.
Report The Leopard August 10, 2017 10:57 AM BST
That should stop the overweight cheese fancier !
Report OwnBrain August 10, 2017 11:16 AM BST

North Koreas powerful elite troop's martial art training [guided by Kim Jong Un]

Report Jack Hacksaw August 10, 2017 11:23 AM BST
Brilliant video.

Hope they don't use the same building materials on their construction sites.
Report OwnBrain August 10, 2017 11:26 AM BST
It's all a bit Takeshi Castle Grin
Report The Leopard August 10, 2017 11:35 AM BST
Takeshi's Castle
(風雲!たけし城 Fūun! Takeshi-jō, literally Showdown! Takeshi Castle) is a Japanese game show that aired between 1986 and 1990, on the Tokyo Broadcasting System. It featured the Japanese actor Takeshi Kitano (also known as Beat Takeshi) as a count who owns a castle and sets up difficult challenges for players (or a volunteer army) to get to him. The show has become a cult television hit around the world.[2] A special live "revival" was broadcast on April 2, 2005, for TBS's 50th anniversary celebrations.
Report OwnBrain August 10, 2017 11:43 AM BST
I knew it was old but not that old tbh
i remember the repeats on SKY 1/2/3
or something mid 2000s.Craig Charles
with the voice over.CAAARNNAGE as
he would say in Robot Wars.
Report TommyBarnes August 10, 2017 11:59 AM BST
My stepdaughter loved that programme when it was repeated 10-12 years ago, I never once saw anybody actually win in the final though. I also thought the round which simulated an earthquake where the contestants had to remain seated on their cushions or be eliminated was in bad taste but heyho it must have appealed to the Japanese sense of humour I guess.
Report OwnBrain August 10, 2017 12:01 PM BST
Yeah i don't re-call no one making it to the empire Grin
maybe it happened once or twice but it seemed a bit rough and tough.
Report OwnBrain August 10, 2017 12:02 PM BST

Takeshi's Castle: We Have A Winner!
Report Just Checking August 10, 2017 12:40 PM BST
Hitting a remote small island at > 2000 miles isn't an easy thing to do, I wonder if they hooked into the GPS system, and if the US has an off switch?

If you are using a satnav south of Japan and it suddenly loses all the satellites, duck for cover Crazy
Report lybertyne August 10, 2017 12:43 PM BST
If any missile looked dangerous in flight it would be shot down.  It wouldn't even reach it's target.
Report G Hall August 10, 2017 3:14 PM BST
Its a mission for James Bond he would sort it out.
Report cardenden August 10, 2017 3:50 PM BST
some of those guys ,would make good american wrestlers,,  actors
Report Injera August 10, 2017 4:21 PM BST
Own Brain - loving your martial arts video!!!Laugh

A few things come to mind..

1) We don't stand a chance against this lot!
2) The music is hilariously inappropriate!
3) Who clears up all the rubble?
4) Why do I see Kim and think of Steve Bruce?
Report OwnBrain August 10, 2017 4:41 PM BST
Maybe he is waiting for men on the ground
these martial art types would wipe us out
face to face.But they will all be injured
going through so much rubble imo.Steve
Bruce LaughLaugh

There is another one where they have dogs
jumping though hoops of fire.What would this do
in a war in the 21st Century.Is he planning escape for
Report OwnBrain August 10, 2017 4:42 PM BST

Report Just Checking August 10, 2017 5:36 PM BST
"Its a mission for James Bond he would sort it out. "

You could kind of see Kim sitting in a chair in a volcano stroking a white cat couldn't you.

I think Trump was actually a character in Dr Strangelove?
Report akabula August 11, 2017 7:38 AM BST
Just seen that martial arts vid OB.
Reminded me of my last visit to Celtics hospitality suite.
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