Teeth Whitening?

Brillo pads.

Google   coconut oil pulling.

Do for 1 week. Teeth will be white and cleanest they've ever been.

You can get them done at the dentist for about £250. They'll take impressions of your teeth, and supply moulds and gel for that. Extra tubes of gel are about £15, and can be used as you need. The gel lasts a long time, so after the initial outlay it's cheap as chips.

I'm sure there was a thread on here about coconut pulling. I'll have to google it and have a look.

U need new Teeth

Put them in a glass of water overnight with two Steradent instead of the one. You will be amazed at the difference.

Double your Steradent Dosage.

Just beat me to it Aceydeucy

Had them done twice in Westfield, about £80 a pop.

Tip-ex works if on a budget

Saw summat on Twitter today that recommended covering them in tinfoil overnight.

Not sure I could stand to do that though

Using a mixture of lemon juice and baking soda works quite well.

GO ON THEN,has the best way but it is followed closely by rubbing a toothbrush on the inside of a fireplace and gather black sooth and then brush the sooth on to the teeth and you will have lovely white pearly teeth,but make sure you don't swallow the black gunge.

Surely if you just rub the soot on your face, your teeth will look instantly whiter?

I've used Harpic Max Power Plus and the toiler bowl is sparkling white, why not swill it around your mouth and see the results.

You could try this

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Activated-Charcoal-Natural-Whitening-Powder/dp/B0725TKFD2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

I see that Boots sell Janina charcoal powder.

I would suggest you try Blanx. I like Blanx toothpastes. This one would be the best one for you to try. Boots should sell it.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Blanx-Intensive-Removal-Whitening-Toothpaste/dp/B001S2R1X8/ref=pd_sim_121_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=8QTWS19TA70NYCY9PKXH

Failing that, try Kenbo's idea

mega88 04 Aug 17 19:27 Joined: 16 May 07 | Topic/replies: 12,253 | Blogger: mega88's blog
Tip-ex works if on a budget

Knight Commander 04 Aug 17 20:50 Joined: 05 May 04 | Topic/replies: 80,813 | Blogger: Knight Commander's blog
Saw summat on Twitter today that recommended covering them in tinfoil overnight.

Not sure I could stand to do that though

try that with a filling you would die

if you have real teeth dont fck with them
because they will just rot faster if
you mess with therm.do you want big gummy
bear teetho

metrosexuals on betfair
worlds gone mad

next it will be sunbeds you watch this space

Saw this the other day but don't know if it works or not.Rub the teeth with the inside of a banana skin leave for 5 minutes and then just brush as normal
Do this twice a day for a week and you should see a difference

I wonder if you put your false teeth in the dish washer how would they turn out.dish washer tablets have bleach in them that is harmless because we drink out of the cups that come out.SO maybe Brass has a new multi million pound idea,now im off to find an old set of false teeth and if I find a set there will be a sign outside the front door( DENTAL WHITENING FOR AS LOW AS 80 QUID )EXPRESS SERVICE WHILE YOU WAIT READY IN 40 MINUTES. and I could save on dish washer tablets by putting 40 or 50 sets in at a time and earn 4 grand for every wash cycle.

When you've got teeth as crooked as mine the last thing you want them to be is whiter

if your teeth are crooked a brace will straighten them in 6 months but it can be sore because they tighten the brace every visit.
but I seen many a twisted mouthful of teeth turn out like an American news reader's teeth.And the best about a brace is that you get it free on the medical card, and if you have to pay its only a few hundred quid for full treatment.But think of the advantages you would be able to shift the rich chicks with your new smile.

If you drink coffee/tea or smoke you're likely to get staining. Your first port of call should be a dental hygienist for advice. Do remember though that your teeth are not naturally as white as some of the current 'fashionista's' would have you believe. Just take a look at a babies teeth and you'll see that. The whitening that has become popular is about as natural as botox or plastic surgery and looks just as naff.

you do all realise these celeb
white teeth are not teeth.theyare
fakes ffs half ma tonw have them £200
kater years are gonna sting that bank

later*

"I wonder if you put your false teeth in the dish washer how would they turn out.dish washer tablets have bleach in them that is harmless because we drink out of the cups that come out.SO maybe Brass has a new multi million pound idea,now im off to find an old set of false teeth and if I find a set there will be a sign outside the front door( DENTAL WHITENING FOR AS LOW AS 80 QUID )EXPRESS SERVICE WHILE YOU WAIT READY IN 40 MINUTES. and I could save on dish washer tablets by putting 40 or 50 sets in at a time and earn 4 grand for every wash cycle."

Brillant!

Don't forget to label all those sets of teeth before puting them in the dishwasher.

I think the labels will wash off so I'm not gonna invest. Aaahm Ooot!

white teeth look awful lol 

but for clean looking natural teeth you can buy dental grade bicarb -or  just buy a tub of normal bicarb  - tastes pretty foul though

or even clean ,natural looking teeth

Colgate Whitening strips of ebay. They work...people have been on this for a few years now. make sure you get proper ones not sndies....about £15 for a 7 day set .. they hurt your teeth a little after but 100% do the job. Dentists hate them losing loads of cash.

racist thread

The OP didn't actually ask how to whiten teeth, just how to get the stains off them.

As cooperman says, go to the dental hygienist. Costs about £30 for a session, which is a rip off for how long it takes, but for that you get the stains cleaned off with a machine and loads of cleaning spray and that's it. Makes a big difference.

They tell you to come back in 6 months, but depending how much you smoke and drink (and how thoroughly you clean your teeth), a one-off is usually enough.

Just noticed the thread title.

RACIST. Reported.

Cheers for all the replies lads, will try and sort something out

Brass Balls

He always has best ideas
Brillaint

Hamsterdam 05 Aug 17 16:58 Joined: 03 Nov 11 | Topic/replies: 12,666 | Blogger: Hamsterdam's blog
Colgate Whitening strips of ebay. They work...people have been on this for a few years now. make sure you get proper ones not sndies....about £15 for a 7 day set .. they hurt your teeth a little after but 100% do the job. Dentists hate them losing loads of cash.

Thanks for tip mate i was doing
then at £7.So if i up to £15 can
i sell more

Here's another tip but this is to whiten the white part of your eyes.
You all know what it is like to wake up after a heavy nights drinking and your eyes are all red.
"OK so no problem,just put a cold used tea bad on each eye for 10 to 15 minutes and the white in your eyes will be as white as your teeth.

bag

♫  Go Teeth whitening, you're burning up the quarter mile  ♫ ♫

Brassie the pepeermint tea bags
work.I will need them tomorrow

coachy good tune my friend

i've heard worse  ownbrain

You should be signed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK63eUyk-iM

coach is this you

Here's another tip but this is to whiten the white part of your eyes.Laugh
You all know what it is like to wake up after a heavy nights drinking and your eyes are all red.Devil
"OK so no problem,just put a cold used tea bad on each eye for 10 to 15 minutes and the white in your eyes will be as white as your teeth.Laugh

Even whiter if you add milk.