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Which made-up phrases really grockle your snedgepot?

Ken Masters

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Report Platini • July 17, 2017 2:32 PM BST

so so many

Just one example, anything that ends in phobia. There must be over 100 of these have been invented in the last few years - most completely nonsensical.
Industrial scale abuse of the English language.

Report digdeep • July 20, 2017 8:11 PM BST

The one you have used

Report Just Checking • July 20, 2017 8:52 PM BST

"Betfair Winner"

Report zorrostrikes • July 20, 2017 11:07 PM BST

earth? who named the planet earth? i want to call it Wombat 3.

Planet wombat 3.

or sugartits - planet sugartits.

we should have a planetary vote.

Report akabula • July 20, 2017 11:20 PM BST

Mr McEarth. Peep have no imagination and everything would be called Mr Mc something or other.

Report Paddy Hair • July 21, 2017 3:22 AM BST

Management where I work , when they don't have enough time or enough staff use the following phrase. " We don't have enough Bandwith ", it is at the premier league provider that is not Sky.

Report digdeep • July 23, 2017 12:38 AM BST

I woke up and smelt the coffee ,thought outside the box and realised that it's all a learning curve,so I wet that exrtra mile and promised to keep everybody in the loop.

Report digdeep • July 23, 2017 12:42 AM BST

I woke up and smelled the coffee,and thought outside the box and went on a learning curve and went that extra mile and I'm on the bus in fact I'm a brainwashed moron.

Report everythings gone green • July 23, 2017 1:15 AM BST

Sense check.

I have a manager who says this 3 or 4 times in a 10 minute meeting.

Dafuq?

Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales • July 23, 2017 5:24 AM BST

i was called a chebspaffing lennylamp by some pigtailed jivefiddler the other day

Report the_don • July 23, 2017 8:32 AM BST

Any controversy or (non) story that they call 'something-gate'. Just f**k off will you.

Report tons of sobs • July 23, 2017 8:47 AM BST

24/7

Report johnnyrant • July 23, 2017 9:27 AM BST

totes amaze-balls, hashtag 'amazed', hashtag 'shocked' etc etc

'meh', 'my bad', 'tweeps', 'chillaxing'… basically anything that has been made up courtesy of social media in the last 5 years or so.

Report johnnyrant • July 23, 2017 9:50 AM BST

totes emoshe, bromance

Report jim_royale • July 23, 2017 10:19 AM BST

a good thread we count how many going forwards our manager can say in a 30 min meeting.

Report lybertyne • July 23, 2017 11:46 AM BST

Jul 20, 2017 -- 5:07PM, zorrostrikes wrote:

earth? who named the planet earth? i want to call it Wombat 3. Planet wombat 3. or sugartits - planet sugartits. we should have a planetary vote.

The Anglo-Saxons had eorþe and the word is no doubt older than that.

Report SlippyBlue • July 23, 2017 1:30 PM BST

It's a game of two halves.

"I don't mean to be rude but..."

Report zorrostrikes • July 25, 2017 2:03 AM BST

Isn't it all made up - language.

grunt.... me eat.(morning ape)
shall we dine at alphonso's tonight darling(6pm)(evolved)

connoisseur foods.
Tesco's finest...
It's fuel - it all exits brown.
pay a fortune for a con job steak.

Report steerforth • July 25, 2017 5:07 PM BST

anything with "..oholic" attached other than "alc"

Report akabula • July 27, 2017 9:46 PM BST

Back in the day.
Nowt then 1 user then a social media explosion.

Report akabula • July 27, 2017 9:47 PM BST

That's an oxymoron - with oxymoron highlighted.

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