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Good Ol Max.
Has it not worn down to a nub yet?
i was going to say you need some saltpeter? but I looked it up
and they say there is no evidence it has an effect?
If you eat more - bad blood pressure will sort it out.
i was going to say you need some saltpeter? but I looked it up
and they say there is no evidence it has an effect?
If you eat more - bad blood pressure will sort it out.
Prince Phillip strikes me as a chap who still does. I bet he has a well-crumpled picture of Kate Middleton.
Do we have any sophisticated gentlemen above and beyond the age of 59 who might be able to give us some much-needed eye-witness advice on this timeless issue?
Surely there must be some distinguished ageing men of wealth and taste on here who have already lain in a hospital bed in their 60s or 70s, spotted a sensational looking nurse in a sexy uniform, and instinctively reached below waist level?
Surely there must be some distinguished ageing men of wealth and taste on here who have already lain in a hospital bed in their 60s or 70s, spotted a sensational looking nurse in a sexy uniform, and instinctively reached below waist level?
Isn't it the other way round? Once a gentleman starts forgetting to pull his pudding on a regular basis, then the urge (and the necessary blood flow) goes away with it.
Use it or lose it.
Use it or lose it.
v true, if ya can't splooge on some chebs life's not worth living
You are all simply dreadful. I have pressed the silver button. Goodbye all.
disgusting urgh!!!
disgusting urgh!!!
Jun 27, 2017 -- 12:20PM, screaming from beneaththewaves wrote:
Isn't it the other way round? Once a gentleman starts forgetting to pull his pudding on a regular basis, then the urge (and the necessary blood flow) goes away with it.Use it or lose it.
A true gentleman has someone to do the pulling for him.
If you start now, you should be finished before you're 61.
My Uncle had a child aged 73 with his 40 year old wife in 2014, no I.V.F. either.
i've reached the stage I want to lose it.
Anyone see the film the MAGIC FLUTE aka iron fist.
In it Kord the kung fu guy goes on a quest - he meets various characters played
by David Carradine... it's my favourite kung fu movie.
In one scene he comes across an old man sitting in a barrel of oil. the old guy is played by Burgess Meredith. He's trying to rot his 'thang' away. He's tired of it
ruling his life, being slave to lust. But could not bring himself to chopping it off.
so he chose to slowly erode it away. It's quite funnily done.
Anyone see the film the MAGIC FLUTE aka iron fist.
In it Kord the kung fu guy goes on a quest - he meets various characters played
by David Carradine... it's my favourite kung fu movie.
In one scene he comes across an old man sitting in a barrel of oil. the old guy is played by Burgess Meredith. He's trying to rot his 'thang' away. He's tired of it
ruling his life, being slave to lust. But could not bring himself to chopping it off.
so he chose to slowly erode it away. It's quite funnily done.
My Uncle had a child aged 73 with his 40 year old wife in 2014, no I.V.F. either.
That's not the point SlippyBlue, I still get my winkle wet but as Mickey Flanaghan says she goes out, straight upstairs take care of business and then the rest of the day is yours....................maybe it's a Cockney thing
That's not the point SlippyBlue, I still get my winkle wet but as Mickey Flanaghan says she goes out, straight upstairs take care of business and then the rest of the day is yours....................maybe it's a Cockney thing
IM 67, and pull m wire most mornings usually at my bedroom window, theres a lady walks past my house every morning , and while standing watching her go past , my todger is instantly in my hand getting pulled,, the wallpaper below the window is well pasted 
Dear oh dear, don't you lot know that it sends you blind?
Corbyn is going to promise it on the NHS in his next manifesto to try and swing the pensioner vote.
Me too, fu ck nuclear defence. Spending money we haven't got etc etc.............I'm in
I'm with you dan, my trident missile needs 'maintenance'. 
ufcdan, you said you were a cockney - where do you come from? And what is the meaning of your name? I always tend to think of you as that ultimate fighting championship chit chatter!
I'm 59 later this year, at what age will I stop pulling my pud
I've tried placing bets on when you'll stop but the market keeps suspending.
I've tried placing bets on when you'll stop but the market keeps suspending.
It's the most effective way to avoid prostate cancer so keep on ....
Annie I'm more of an ultimate sumo 
lybertyne sorry it's a bit like the next PM market it just goes on and on, when there no sign of the slightest dribble they'll pay up
body when I was on subs their was a lad on the boat who hated submarine service and tbf the Navy in general. He used to say I'd give my right nut to get off this boat. He was also very religious and wouldn't masterbate, long story short he started having problems downstairs and was actually ordered to knock one out which he didn't 
he did end up getting off the boat with testicular cancer and did lose one of his nuts 
lybertyne sorry it's a bit like the next PM market it just goes on and on, when there no sign of the slightest dribble they'll pay up
body when I was on subs their was a lad on the boat who hated submarine service and tbf the Navy in general. He used to say I'd give my right nut to get off this boat. He was also very religious and wouldn't masterbate, long story short he started having problems downstairs and was actually ordered to knock one out
which he didn't he did end up getting off the boat with testicular cancer and did lose one of his nuts
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