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alun2005
09 Jun 17 15:49
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A bomb scare???

Terrorists with suicide vests spotted in the colleges???

Vibrant men attacking innocent pedestrians with knives???

Nothing so mundane. No, extra police are patrolling the streets of the city because a "Bacon Hate Crime" has taken place.

Yes, you read that correctly. This REALLY happened. YOUR TAXES are paying for this security crackdown. 

Has the time come to just shut down Walls, and suspend trading with Denmark?

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http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/mosque-bacon-hate-police-cambridge-13162977
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Report Slicer • June 9, 2017 3:57 PM BST
They are absolutely right to do this. I have just been into Asda and asked the following question near the meat counter. "I believe that all bacon detests burglaries and violent assault. Please remain silent if you agree!" There was no reply, so I have determined that Bacon hate crime. I hope this clarifies the matter!
Report workrider • June 9, 2017 4:01 PM BST
Hope they don't make a pigs ear of it.
Report Capt__F • June 9, 2017 4:05 PM BST
no cure
Report workrider • June 9, 2017 4:05 PM BST
Laugh
Report alun2005 • June 9, 2017 4:07 PM BST
Slicer : didn't I see you working on the bacon counter...
Report Slicer • June 9, 2017 4:10 PM BST
I was sacked. There was this young lady sitting near the bacon slicer and I got a little behind with the order!
Report alun2005 • June 9, 2017 4:11 PM BST
But seriously, this 'security crackdown' nonsense is reminiscent of a Monty Python sketch all those years ago which concerned self-defence from attackers coming at you armed with cherries (red and black).
Report Slicer • June 9, 2017 4:16 PM BST
Its like a Channel 4 documentary I saw a few years ago. There was an EDF march and the Religion of peace sent out some of their British citizens to have a counter march. The EDF was minding its own business and was confronted by several of the mentally ill of the Asian persuasion who were shouting along the lines of " We are going to f**ck your women, have lots of children, outnumber you and bring Shariah Law and make this a M****m country. Provocation isn't the word! Guess who the police arrested? I'll give you a clue- members of the EDF!
Report TheBaron • June 9, 2017 5:06 PM BST
Latest news.  Man arrested wearing Pork Pie hat...made out of real Pork PiesLaugh
Report GoOnThen • June 9, 2017 5:30 PM BST
I can't think of anything rasher!
Report moisok • June 9, 2017 5:34 PM BST
We have been told to be vigilant and the police are certainly doing that.
What was the injury rate/list from these xylophonic attacks.
Report boxingthefox • June 9, 2017 7:00 PM BST

Jun 9, 2017 -- 11:06AM, TheBaron wrote:


Latest news.  Man arrested wearing Pork Pie hat...made out of real Pork Pies


Laugh

Report Clouseau • June 9, 2017 7:23 PM BST
Let's hope they catch the swine. Plain
Report Clouseau • June 9, 2017 7:24 PM BST
Hope they put Melton Mowbray under lockdown.
Report moisok • June 9, 2017 8:56 PM BST
You people are not taking these bacon attacks seriously. I am twice offended.
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