Thanks to political turmoil, looming environmental calamity and the spectre of terrorism, the average episode of the Six O'Clock News is now harder on one's nerves than a gallon of rocket fuel coffee.
And yet, even in these doom-laden times, there remain causes for hope - flickers of light in the darkness, events that carry the suggestion that good things, great things, continue to happen and, no matter what obstacles we face, the human race as a whole is going to be A-OK.
The world's first drive-through Greggs is now open. ------------------------------------------------------ Always had a feeling pies would save the world. Especially pork pies.
Pork pies WILL save us. Leave the pie in the open until it is rock hard, Drill a couple of holes in it and thread some string through the holes. Wear the pie around your neck as a medallion. This will keep any Jihadist chancers away from you. No charge for this life saving tip! I am currently wearing a pack of streaky bacon over my breast pocket on full show to any followers of the Religion of Peas!
Pork pies WILL save us. Leave the pie in the open until it is rock hard, Drill a couple of holes in it and thread some string through the holes. Wear the pie around your neck as a medallion. This will keep any Jihadist chancers away from you. No char