The Met. 9pm BBC1

Friday night in Hackney. Bloke stabbed in the top of his penis. Another geezer trying to rape a downs syndrome girl.Disgusting.

I'm approaching sixty, dodgy knees but I still think I'd give that 35 year old copper a run for his money over a hundred yards ! Don't the old bill have annual fitness tests ? Mind you he was pretty impressive pulling a fella over a fence and pinning him down

Yes he fooled the lippy geezer by pulling him backwards over the railings. I enjoyed it.