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For example "I lost my shirt".i lost my cobblers"i lost my green backs"i lost my bollox"i lost the coat on my back
"I lost all my reddies"i lost my health"
"I lost all my reddies"i lost my health"
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"I got cleaned"i lost my bank"i lost all my danari"i lost my shakles"i lost everything"i lost a few bob"a bad day at blackrock"
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I lost the kitchen sink
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on the other side of the coin you have
"I won a few quid"i had a good day"i cleaned up"easy money"i have this game sussed"free money"candy from a baby"im the man"if you study you pass the exam"great game played slowly"its like taking apples from an orchid"the results fell from the sky"i won a few ton"i won a few grand" |
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Lost me cobbs, done me tank.
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Putting my last few bob on the 'Get out stakes' (last race)
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the guy that is winning changes his diction,20 quids become scores,25 quid becomes a pony,50 quid becomes a nifty,100"s become tons
500 becomes a monkey ,1000 becomes a grand,and I am not permitted to post what a 10 becomes because its called a bad word. |
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Don't forget Rouf.
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10 involves hen and her partner folks.
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then the winning gamblers change their sense of dress code.they get long white trench coats and Gucci shoes.the coat must be full of badges saying ascot or Epsom paddock VIP.then the lingo changes "the once could I have 25 pound on the the number 1 please,becomes
four ponies the top,and a score at double carpet the bottom. And then these winners get a blond female at the age of 25 to hang out of their arm.Some guys have two blonds one for each arm,when doing interviews with Tommo,"and Tommo will always ask"any plans for later on tonight" |
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While handsome Nick mingles in the champagne bar with the owners,and Mick is sent out in wellies to check the going.
And then the guys who are on a roll winning buy Nick some bubbly so they can rub shoulders with Handsome Nick and are amazed to find out that Nick is the only presenter that knows what he is talking about when it comes to horse racing. |
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And the finally to get back to the opening post the guys who are on the winning streak,who have the trench coats and Gucci shoes,the new diction and new lingo lost their 25 year old blonds in the crowd and once again to their amazement they find them sitting at the Handsome Nicks reserved table in the champagne bar while nick explains the rules of racing to them.
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done me jacksons
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When*
I was mugged on the way home... honest....  |
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Feckin fix.
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need to reload
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fk this bollox - i'm away home to get drunk?
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Done me Conkers...
Pokerstars fav saying..... runner runner **** I tell u |
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but i need the money for the baby's formula, the wife will kill me.
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*R igged
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walk into tesco an complain about a 5p price rise after losing £100 at the track
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lend me a fiver, i need to get home.
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