With the Hustings and imminent General Election threatening to destroy the all-important 'Community Cohesion' of Chit Chat, let's look back a couple of years to what is, we can all surely agree, one of the finest political stories to grace these Isles and the Peerage.
Easily my favourite story from the 2015-2017 Parliament. These guys just aren't getting paid enough.
"I WANT TO BE LED ASTRAY"
And why not Sir. Isn't that a British citizen's birthright?