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"Blake(3yr old grandson) just asked Elysia (5yr old grandaughter) to go downstairs with him. She's halfway through getting dressed and has no pants on.She shouts at him in the most expressive voice"I can't come down!Look at me!I'm a state
"Blake(3yr old grandson) just asked Elysia (5yr old grandaughter) to go downstairs with him. She's halfway through getting dressed and has no pants on.She shouts at him in the most expressive voice"I can't come down!Look at me!I'm a state
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The one and only time I heard my daughter swear was when she must have been around 5 years old and we were having lunch with friends in a pub. The food arrived and completely out of the blue my daughter exclaimed "F*ck, no ketchup". I was mortified. Seriously embarrassed. Wanted the ground to swallow me up. I mean, really, who asks for ketchup these days?
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Very droll J_M..... my kind of humour...
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Grandaughter - I'm not crying I just have some water in my eyes.
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"I want morning jam" (not easy to say marmalade when you are two)
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Johnny_Mustang 17 May 17 08:10 Joined: 18 Feb 07 | Topic/replies: 11,217 | Blogger: Johnny_Mustang's blog The one and only time I heard my daughter swear was when she must have been around 5 years old and we were having lunch with friends in a pub. The food arrived and completely out of the blue my daughter exclaimed "F*ck, no ketchup". I was mortified. Seriously embarrassed. Wanted the ground to swallow me up. I mean, really, who asks for ketchup these days? 10p a sash in those days Johnny you potless mug |
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Johnny carries a bottle of the stuff about with him.
No point in wasting yer hard earned he says. |
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Many years ago when my stepson was a nipper, he was on the bus with his mum and they were talking to a bloke who was a coalman in those days. The blokes teeth were a little worse for ware and my stepson asked him if he ate the coal
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