Things kids say

The one and only time I heard my daughter swear was when she must have been around 5 years old and we were having lunch with friends in a pub. The food arrived and completely out of the blue my daughter exclaimed "F*ck, no ketchup". I was mortified. Seriously embarrassed. Wanted the ground to swallow me up. I mean, really, who asks for ketchup these days?

Very droll J_M..... my kind of humour...

Grandaughter - I'm not crying I just have some water in my eyes.

"I want morning jam" (not easy to say marmalade when you are two)

Johnny_Mustang 17 May 17 08:10 Joined: 18 Feb 07 | Topic/replies: 11,217 | Blogger: Johnny_Mustang's blog
The one and only time I heard my daughter swear was when she must have been around 5 years old and we were having lunch with friends in a pub. The food arrived and completely out of the blue my daughter exclaimed "F*ck, no ketchup". I was mortified. Seriously embarrassed. Wanted the ground to swallow me up. I mean, really, who asks for ketchup these days?

10p a sash in those days Johnny you potless mug

Johnny carries a bottle of the stuff about with him.
No point in wasting yer hard earned he says.

Many years ago when my stepson was a nipper, he was on the bus with his mum and they were talking to a bloke who was a coalman in those days. The blokes teeth were a little worse for ware and my stepson asked him if he ate the coal