Favourite position?

all green

That's what i like to see H. Some lateral humour. I would have to explain what that was to the noobs on ere...

What do you call the position where the woman lays on her front? That's my favourite.

But more often that not my position ends up with my hand around my todger.

Haha! like it.

I think it's called jockey or prone bone

Her tied to the bed with a gag in her mouth for me

That will be called quiet bone

Rooster

Piledriver.

In the black.

May 13, 2017 -- 9:26PM, aasbff wrote:

What do you call the position where the woman lays on her front? That's my favourite.

lazy

Hooker, still got my number 2 shirt from school over 30 years ago.

aasbff 13 May 17 21:26

What do you call the position where the woman lays on her front? That's my favourite.

Is the woman on top of you or underneath you at the time? It makes a difference, you know. It does make a difference.

To answer g2d's original question not every woman likes doggy, mine doesn't and that is her choice and that's OK. As the sands of time ebb away it was OK when we were younger but as we get older it's not something that they are "into" much. That's just my experience anyway.

Nah Slips, she just doesn't like admitting it. Some still see that position as 'dirty' believe it or not.. But it's how we started out.

doantwin2easy

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    May 13, 2017 -- 9:26PM, aasbff wrote:


    What do you call the position where the woman lays on her front? That's my favourite.


lazy


That's true, it is a little lazy. Most women I have slept with have preferred only this or missionary though. So there ****g lazy as well!




Gallivanter

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14 May 17 21:48
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    aasbff 13 May 17 21:26

    What do you call the position where the woman lays on her front? That's my favourite.


Is the woman on top of you or underneath you at the time?


The woman is underneath me.

That's cos they are asleep at the time

no time for the old in and out


clock work orange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUNOJtfYKcQ

Yeah but I have a micropenis so it doesn't really matter if they are awake or not.

Be careful being funny on ere aasbff, ye will get sent to Coventry; and ye know what an absolute turdhole that is..

Lay-by on the A27 roundabout has to be close to the top of any such list.

I've never had the pleasure of going to Coventry guiness, can you enlighten me?

I saw Palace away at Coventry about 20 years ago, to say it was an extremely grim place is me being polite. We lost and hurried back to the sanctuary of South London straight away afterwards.

I just found the game, 13th January 1990. Coventry 1 Crystal Palace 0

Slippy. I lived in London for 50 years, Coventry is Purgatory perhaps limbo, I live just outside Rugby in a small village called Dunchurch, quiet YES, but on the + side 2 guys have been knifed to death in my Daughters borough in 6 days.

I just have aasbff; it's a shítehole. No more to be said really.

G2D, fck em all, shouldn't have joined up if they can't take a poxy joke.

Coventry is Gods way of teaching us obedience,subservience, etc.

centre back/sweeper

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder though. I might go there and love the place.

How come you ventured there anyway guiness?

Thank you, Boxy. How are you btw?

Watching Everton over the years. Used to go to all the aways and Highfield Road was the worserest ground it's ever been to, well except Analfield that is. Always had a few pints before games and a walk around. Twice was enough in Coventry.

Actually really good right now, WhooHoo, probably croak tomorrow but I really don't give a sh**. I'm ready, Is that deluded, foolish, I don't care, I'm contented.

Sensible and happy if ye ask me mucker. Don't go yet though i'll have no fecker to talk to

for clarification I've done more than most, I have no need to do more, humans will struggle  to find meaning and purpose in their short life span, that's just how it is. I'm done and happy.

Having said that, I'll probably annoy the likes of Snowy_Haven, A_T, Ian, etc. etc, until I go. .............................How come they both have an_ in their username. Basic or what!!

Oh right, its better your Everton than Lpool guiness2dear.


guinness2dear

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Sensible and happy if ye ask me mucker. Don't go yet though i'll have no fecker to talk to Laugh


I'll talk to you guiness. Why is everybody avoiding you like the plague anyway? What joke did you tell?



boxingthefox,

I'm looking to get what you are, content. Im guessing Im quite a bit younger than you though? And have been trying to find meaning and purpose still.

May 16, 2017 -- 10:56PM, guinness2dear wrote:

Sensible and happy if ye ask me mucker. Don't go yet though i'll have no fecker to talk to

Selfish fecker,

aasbff , you really shouldn't bring a  3rd party into your problems, which you have with me, now we can leave it at this or we can take it further, but I must warn you that you don,t have the equipment, when it comes to brains , you were back of the queue. when they were given out HTH.

...Erm ok.

Realisation is a wonderful thing. Well done you, .

the Ruy Lopez, maybe the Sicilian.

Hi, Zorro, a fond good evening to you.

Hi mate, whether  we agree or not really isn't important, We converse on here and agree and disagree, but at least we share ideas/concepts/beliefs. Can that be a bad thing,

chess is like sex.

if you are a club player, you go along and do mental battle with your opponent.
husband and wife do this?

you repeat the same action, your favourite positions.
yep - missionary and doggy.

you get excited when you know you've fked your opponent - mind fk.

if you beat an opponent with a greater grade it's similar
to bedding a supermodel.

I had to give up the game, my nerves got to me.

K'nil Zorro, that is a depressing way to view human relationships..................sooooo true,

Here's the question Z, where do we go from here, ???

If you're not about, never mind next time would be interesting, heart meds, etc, kicking in now so I must say g/night, you're an interesting/knowledgeable guy, our thoughts on life and afterlife is interesting. GN.

i'm turning into George from George and Mildrid.
learn to run away from women.
the old startrek episode - spocks brain... the women were described -  givers of pain and delight.
not sure the pain is worth the delight.

This appears to be the Barnsley position:

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http://dailym.ai/2pU0QA8


Anyone we know?