Got a spare Fiver guv?

Thanks,Trilby. I hadn't realised the deadline was so soon.

Keeping my Jack Nicklaus and George Best ones.

They are withdrawing them because you can get high just chewing them. The plastic ones are far less permeable.

thinly veiled I have £1.77 and require a fiver to buy a bottle of Buckie.

That what you get charged Mr Hill?

I would rather drink my own urine than that west coast wreck the hoose juice.

Aye ye puddle drinkers have your standards to maintain.

I had no idea either, MD.  Good to know in case we get one in our change from the shops in future!

Aka, I've not seen the GB ones but I've a brace of pristine JN's I bought the day they came out.

Benny Hill, Bucky comes from Devon and is pure quality man!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine

Here's my weekly consignment on its way up to Perth ...

Buckie and chips the staple diet of us Scots.

akabula • April 29, 2017 11:36 PM BST
Buckie and chips the staple diet of us Scots.

Do not lump yourself and yer wee alchie pal in with all Scottish people, if you don't mind, ta.

Yer giro not stretch to such delights Joe?
What about the food banks? Don't they cater for you?
Crying shame if not.

I keep getting the old ones from Lidl in my change ... do they not trust UK banks!!!