How much would you pay for these things?

1) A million quid.
2) Nothing, I'm perfectly happy with my height and weight, 5'9'' and 12 stone.
3) Nothing, I'm not interested in meaningless random encounters with people that I don't know and love.

1/ Everything. No need for explanations

2/ A tenner to drop my height a couple of inches

3/ Feck all. I've done all i ever wanted in that department and paid for it in shekels

I think me and Slips are related. Or my Da had a very good bike.

It's not beyond the realms of possibilities g2d

Health is everything, like you got the tee shirt for number 3 more times than I could possibly remember. Got a great partner now, she is my equal and we "get" each other, can't ask for more than that really. We are both a bit eccentric in our own way, I'm cool with that.

"Eccentric" women are my downfall, Slips. Loads of fun mind..

I like a challenge!

I'm all out of valium..

1:  1k
2:  £250
3:  £275

1) empty the bank account
2) already tall and athletic
3) empty the bank account - assuming full night and multiple goes