When you put your Trousers on in the morning.

wot if you wear skirts?

What if you've only got one leg?

they girls wear slacks

if you only have one leg I hope its a left leg

Don't you have to end up with both legs in?

i come down a shute like peewee. hit a trampoline and grab a rope that swings me outside onto a moped to start my vanking adventures.

Professional gamblers on ere do not wear troosers... Whether yer Andy Stewart or not!

The work attire of the pro gambler is shorts (preferably ironed) white socks, string vest, slippers or some aztec trainers. An abundance of cheesy snacks or fish & chips bikkies. And a consumate amount of lucozade..

It actually is a very good question, and something you just don't think about!

Left leg in every time for me, and it will probably feel awkward to switch (I'll try that later).
I wonder if it has anything to do with being left or right handed!

It would be good if posters will say which leg, and L or R handed, to see if there is any significance.

I'm RH btw......

What if you've only got one leg?



Suppose you could put your trousers on back to front to mix it up a bit Johnny

I usually get my girlfriend to help me get them on

'and while you are down there , love'.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEXISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST

70's throwback

unreconstructed - a terrible admission - terrible scenes here as girlfriend sees post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry about it at your age it'll take a while to reload and by then she'll of forgotten about it

That's a relief.

As the actress said to the bishop.

Or will that be ACTOR these correct days.  I speak as a rigorously correct person.

RELOAD  You trying to kill me off.  What do you think I am - some sort of stud.

link/source for this scientific study Brassneck ?

Anyway

right leg first, stand on left leg, I'm right-handed and right footed

What about those of us with three legs?

I find it most comfortable when I insert my middle wan first

inserting it into what or who ?  You are a hero

My middle leg sleeve

breaking news.You can get out of the wrong side of the bed.AND that is the right side.Get out the left side.And ALWAYS put your left shoe on first.In fact anyone who wishing to be successful at gambling must get out the left side of the bed and must put their left shoe AND sock on first.now your problem has been solved its left left left for success.

science says its creates a mood of negativity if you go right first.
how many times have you heard the saying"he must have got out of the bed the wrong side"

I'm left-handed and my bed is up against a wall.

If I get out the left side of my bed, not only will my next door neighbour be faced with my middle leg, he'll also face me standing there in the all Together.

How would that work?

Bito, no wise cracks from you please

I bet if you move your bed to the other side of the room the winners will come thick and fast for you trilby.

Brassy, if I move my bed to the other side of the room, I'll not be able to open my bedroom door

scientist's say if your ballz turn blue, then black seek medical advice.

doh? really?

they've lost credibility by doing research on loosening shoelaces and other
non essential projects? they obviously are all vying for grant money?

Not too worried about left leg, right leg first but I always give them a quick sniff to see if they stink of p1ss from the previous night's excesses. A good rule of thumb which I would recommend to fellow forumites of a certain age.

What happens if you fall over? Sounds like bad luck to me.

Foinavon 24 Apr 17 21:43
What happens if you fall over? Sounds like bad luck to me.

In my experience that's par for the course rather than bad luck; especially if you have had a bladder malfunction.

Good grief have ye seen the price of Aztec trainers? Now classified as 'Retro'

Scratch them and replace with flip flops..

That's posh for the folks on here isn't it?

Taking their trousers off to go to bed.