Can you admit to an act....

Every time I get ponced about by Abellio Greater Anglia, I do some damage to their property. I especially like conducting impromptu ticker-tape parades with discarded copies of the Evening Standard, or chucking all the seats out of the doors at deserted stations.

jed...you are a pro, and I will never aspire to your expertise!

I have cleared an entire carriage of seat cushions in one particularly inspired fit of pique. I enjoy the ticker-tape more tbf, I will spend 25 minutes tearing up the paper - I once threw three completely torn-up copies all over the carriage.

I have to do something - if everyone did what I do the trains would run on time, guaranteed. Apart of course from all the trains covered in newspaper, or with no seats.

(GW) Going W@nking club when younger ?

I can see why you reached the heights and never just penciled it on a tree

Thought for a second you were admitting to knocking off old Emperor Constantine's sword, which went missing from the Minster a few months ago AP.

I once took one of those little cheap red pens from Ladbrokes and threw it in the canal.Does this count as vandalism

Mick Sturbs 18 Apr 17 17:44 Joined: 09 Apr 05 | Topic/replies: 775 | Blogger: Mick Sturbs's blog
I once took one of those little cheap red pens from Ladbrokes and threw it in the canalDevil.Does this count as vandalism


It had no INK in it MODS no need to call the HEALTH AND SAFETY to check Canal

i was on a golf course missed an easy putt after an atrocious round. I am not a golfer. I took my old hickory putter to a tree, cut some welts into this small tree and destroyed the putter. i'm still angry.

It might be time to wheel out my infamous "Naughty Boy's Tales"......

Some are so radical that one could be thinking they were just made up!

Fortunately another person posted one of them on "Friends Reunited", thereby adding some credence to them!

Come on then, Aunty, fess up.

Starting another thread of "Naughty Boy Stories"

I once played the part of Captain Hook in an amateur performance of Peter Pan.

I dismantled the entire school fence and sold all the nuts and bolts off to make
bolt bangers.Nobody noticed but I got caught selling the bolt bangers by the head
master and had to put my nose against the wall for half an hour

I wonder how many on here know what a "Bolt Banger" is!

They were potentially lethal!

I nicked a big wooden welcome sign from a bowling alley one night and took it back to my student flat and displayed it in the living room.

Traffic cones never interested me

I've been digging a tunnel to the centre of the earth... forming a magma tunnel that will spew out and destroy Scotland? Does that count.

We stumbled upon a big bag of cooked sausages.

We put one on top of each car aerial in the village.

The only thing I can think of is breaking a bit of a fence to scrump apples in the nearby orchard and brought them all back to my Grandmother's house and she made us the most wonderful apple pies with my ill gotten gains. Oh the shame (boxingthefox!)

You're honorary head of the 'gang',...as we used to say 'no shame no gain'

Some fckers smashed into our local supermarket with motorbike helmets on after closing and went for drink aisle

Crime unsolved so i'm told

Got kicked out one night from these two girls house which as we were only about 18 was unheard of girls that age having a house, anyway there was four of us, we decided to get revenge so we drove around in my mates Ford Anglia, he'd just passed his test. We started relieving the gardens in the local area of garden gnomes and whatever else we could find and deposited them in the girls front garden. We thought it would be funny them having to explain to the neighbors why they had everyone's property in their front garden. While looking for more items we came across a board with the words "Slow down tractors crossing" we started to carry it to the house when obviously having been seen the old bill turned up. Ello ello what's going on here then. I said we've found this old plank and we're going to make my mates little brother a go cart. The copper said turn the plank over and read out in a loud voice "Slow down tractors crossing"  my mate said quick as a flash "I've gotta mate who's gotta tractor" I collapsed with laughter to which didn't impress the copper. "Funny is it, well you can carry the sign back to where you found it" after returning with my friends now s****ing at me. The copper asked who's car it was, my mate said it was his and that he had just passed his test. "Well I suggest you get your mates back into the car and fxxk off home before you lose your licence"

It was a bit of harmless fun, there WAS old bill to deal with it and no one was hurt unlike the little sh1ts who hang around today making people's lives a misery.

Is it my spelling ? Apparently can't say s****ing

Fu ck me the worlds gone mad, I see why now the N word is in it. Well I've fu cking seen it all now

Snig gering

ufcdan 19 Apr 17 21:23 Joined: 12 Jul 10 | Topic/replies: 2,186 | Blogger: ufcdan's blog
Got kicked out one night from these two girls house which as we were only about 18 was unheard of girls that age having a house, anyway there was four of us, we decided to get revenge so we drove around in my mates Ford Anglia, he'd just passed his test. We started relieving the gardens in the local area of garden gnomes and whatever else we could find and deposited them in the girls front garden. We thought it would be funny them having to explain to the neighbors why they had everyone's property in their front garden. While looking for more items we came across a board with the words "Slow down tractors crossing" we started to carry it to the house when obviously having been seen the old bill turned up. Ello ello what's going on here then. I said we've found this old plank and we're going to make my mates little brother a go cart. The copper said turn the plank over and read out in a loud voice "Slow down tractors crossing"  my mate said quick as a flash "I've gotta mate who's gotta tractor" I collapsed with laughter to which didn't impress the copper. "Funny is it, well you can carry the sign back to where you found it" after returning with my friends now s****ing at me. The copper asked who's car it was, my mate said it was his and that he had just passed his test. "Well I suggest you get your mates back into the car and fxxk off home before you lose your licence"

It was a bit of harmless fun, there WAS old bill to deal with it and no one was hurt unlike the little sh1ts who hang around today making people's lives a misery.



Hope he was not drink driving

Aunty Post
I wonder how many on here know what a "Bolt Banger" is!
They were potentially lethal!

sounds lethal AP, but maybe discussing yer sex life on here is a step too far m8.

BOLT BANGER right up the you know what

How could I possibly forget the ultimate prank from back in the '70s.

The secretaries were being annoying.

There were just two of them, and the receptionist, and toilet facilities were just one cubicle.

Think of the strong flat tape used to secure heavy parcels

I cut a length of a couple of feet or so.

Inside the door was just a cheap slide bolt, and I slid this towards the closed position.

Looped the flat tape around it and closed the door.

One quick and firm pull and then withdrew the tape.

Clearly someone must have collapsed in there, but all the girls were accounted for.

Meantime they had to use the gents, whilst a joiner was called from downstairs.

Can only begin to imagine all the theories, as to how it could have happened!

Inside the door was just a cheap slide bolt, and I slid this towards the closed position.


That word again

I cut a length of a couple of feet or so.


Can only begin to imagine all the theories, as to how it could have happened!



Yep i was wondering how did this happen myself

When I was younger, our local pub in South London had a Hofmeister promotion. I stole the 6ft cardboard bear that was promoting it and casually strolled home down Tooting High Street with it.