As you get older..... Do you still snog the Mrs?

Passionate snogs

Yup

prefer the songs

It's a bugger innit, we never get the cuffs and cords out any more. Once you've waited too long it's not easy to bring the subject up in general conversation.

Just ask the biatches. Oi biatch; fancy a tongue down thy gob tonight chuck..

Quite miss it really..... I'm gonna wake her up in a bit and shove me tongue down her throat

Fark me i knew i wos good but that's quick..

G2D, have you ever thought of becoming a relationship counsellor?

Gonna watch auf wiedersehen pet first, though

obvs

I get off on kissing, mecca. So if i was married and we didn't do it, i wouldn't pop her without some serious snogging..

You do make me smile ye rednose twot; even though you didn't vote for my iconic humour..

The Doris likes the tongue action a bit lower down now

Feck it.... I'm gonna brush me teeth and everything tonight.... She's avin it

Red nose twot?

Time I was out of here I think.

Night all

the term 'snog' like 'girlfriend', don't think you can use them once past a certain age, maybe 35, snog becomes passionate kiss, and girlfriend should become partner.

Well i was speaking to the Cap'n, M_D, who is btw a red nosed twot. But if you think i would talk to you like that then there is no more to be said between us...

Scandy's got the Guardian book of prescribed speech book out by the look of things.

I don't know your Mrs, but I don't mind giving it go

watch a bit of adult action together, should get her in the mood

Towards the latter stages of my marriage kissing was nowhere near as frequent or passionate as it used to be and I don't think either of us were bothered but we still had a physical relationship. Now with my partner it's all the time

I was in a passionate embrace, in the car once, steamed up windows etc, when there was a tap on the window, I lowered the window a fraction to see a copper standing there, "Hello Hello Hello, what's going on ere then", just necking officer I nervously replied,  he replied "well put your neck away there's good lad .


I'll get me coat.

Why have I got a mental image of Eric Idle in a blazer and cravat, sitting on a park bench?

Boxof kippers - I am appalled - as a Platinum member I have a gold button to push
I have exercised my discretion and pressed it
Use are finnish.

seeerforth ....moisok, nnnoooooooooooo, shirley a yellow card first! .

Boxingthefox’s post reminds me of a story I heard about a guy who suspected his wife was having an affair when she was supposed to be “going to the gym”. He had his suspicions confirmed one cold morning after his wife had been to the gym – he started his car up and put the windscreen heater on only to see an imprint of two feet appear on the inside of the screen!

ooops, poor booger, at least he found out.

I seethe and seath and seeve - I keep pressing - has it been disconnected?

A bit like me really - DISCONNECTED !!!

One wonders whether mecca's teef are ok, or maybe the mrs swallied em?

For the record, me and the missus are both over 45 and we still snog a lot. Mind you that may change when we get to the denture stage !

Good man Del, keep snogging away..

I had a jar with my mate that I have known for 30 years earlier today, we have got a lot of history between us and he is still with his wife and Mother of his two kids but they sleep in separate rooms and that has been going on for a few years. I didn't know as he never told anyone but he poured his heart out to me, the poor bloke is in bits. Nobody else involved just staying together for the kids, so sad to have a loveless existence like that. He is a sound bloke and she is a grand Mum, just no love anymore.

It takes a really tough one out of the 2 to end a marriage like that completely, Slips. No animosity but as you say, just no 'in love' left. Best for the kids but 2 lives running on empty..

Nae snogging we call it winching here