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Torquemada
20 Mar 17 02:23
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If there was a cast iron certainty you would get away with it? An interesting moral question if you are honest about it, hmm?
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Report betting_masta • March 23, 2017 6:27 AM GMT
probably just bank robbery and that Mischief
Report Clouseau • March 23, 2017 6:37 AM GMT
I'm assuming that bacon-related crimes are not allowed in this thread.Plain
Report Aunty Post • March 23, 2017 1:09 PM GMT
I wouldn't bother about getting away with it, in given circumstances.

Faced with my life to be close to the end, I would actually take great delight in taking out the one person who, single handedly,
ruined the lives of both my wife and my own, and effectively put me back at least fifteen years.

He would be begging for the final shot, but probably be denied it!
Report Facts • March 23, 2017 2:05 PM GMT
Blimey AP , that's sounds really bad Shocked
Report Barton Bank • March 23, 2017 2:50 PM GMT
Assasinate Kim Jong Un.
Report Foinavon • March 23, 2017 3:29 PM GMT
A-P, it's not healthy to carry that amount of hatred. Let it go for your own sake.
Report TheBaron • March 23, 2017 6:41 PM GMT
That's a very patronising thing to say.  You don't know anything about the circumstances.  I think I could kill someone and not feel regret, it all depends on the circumstances.
Report Foinavon • March 23, 2017 6:54 PM GMT
That's true Baron, but carrying hate for years eats you up and affect your health. I've seen it close up. I'm sure AP has good reason to feel such hatred and it sounds as if a terrible event took place so I'm sorry if I've upset anyone, I was only thinking of him.
Report zorrostrikes • March 23, 2017 6:56 PM GMT
Gut BHS and keep the pension funds...
Report TheChaser • March 23, 2017 7:54 PM GMT
F ix the Lottery numbers better than a bank innit
Report gambeano • March 23, 2017 8:03 PM GMT
In no particular order...
Mentally torture Tony Bliar - a little bit of waterbaording and the like
Attack pure revenue-raising police camera vans with a sledgehammer
Commit a major fraud against a large bank
Report Gallivanter • March 23, 2017 8:04 PM GMT
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http://imgur.com/gallery/U50g5
Report guinness2dear • March 23, 2017 8:07 PM GMT
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Report TheChaser • March 23, 2017 8:29 PM GMT
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Report TheChaser • March 23, 2017 8:33 PM GMT
cash a giro and say you lost it

90% must have done this on here old codgers
Report scandanavian_haven • March 23, 2017 8:40 PM GMT
Sounds like Aunty was conned out of a lot of money.
Report TheChaser • March 23, 2017 8:51 PM GMT
Na Scanda , Aunty doesnt seem money orientated someone done something bad for this hate

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Report GoOnThen • March 23, 2017 10:15 PM GMT
Sounds like you would have been snuggling into  Vi Spring had it not been for that particular low life AP.
Report TheChaser • March 23, 2017 11:23 PM GMT
Laugh
Report zorrostrikes • March 23, 2017 11:25 PM GMT
i lifted a lot of bookie pens - they're better than shop bought biros.
Report guinness2dear • March 24, 2017 12:30 AM GMT
I'll supply the ladies
Report Gallivanter • March 24, 2017 1:22 AM GMT
I've worked as a barman. I can provide the lot in five minutes but I'll expect a tip.
Report betting_masta • March 24, 2017 6:43 PM GMT
I can get you the bananas but not the crate
Report GoOnThen • March 24, 2017 6:45 PM GMT
I'm in. I need one last big job before I move to Spain.
Report Coachbuster • March 24, 2017 6:58 PM GMT
not a criminal , but I would travel at 80mph on the motorway if, for example, i wanted to get somewhere really quickly.
Report zorrostrikes • March 24, 2017 7:54 PM GMT
job's off - the euro mob says it breaks safety regulation fp12
Report PatraTheCat • March 24, 2017 7:56 PM GMT
I think I could burgle Cristiano Ronaldo and not feel too bad about it.
Report Torquemada • March 24, 2017 8:04 PM GMT
I think most would start of with small things and once they realised they were getting away with everything would eventually go totally rogue and default to the most basic instincts.
Report zorrostrikes • March 24, 2017 8:10 PM GMT
you should always go big first - one job and out.

there was a guy last month in america - lifted a large bucket off
the back of a lorry - full of gold fragment/shavings. from jewellery
district. worth a fortune. - i don't know if they got him.
camera caught him doing it.

they could have hired someone to stay with the van? twits.
Report zorrostrikes • March 24, 2017 8:19 PM GMT
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/19/nyregion/gold-flake-theft-robbery.html?_r=0

LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT HIM?
Report breadnbutter • March 24, 2017 8:38 PM GMT
WNBC reported in December that Mr. Nivelo had previously been arrested seven times and deported four times.

what sentence will he get for that ?

aint getting no gold back imo Plain
Report gibs • March 25, 2017 12:04 AM GMT
I'd round em up,put em in a field and...well, u know how it goes..
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