I set off the alarm in Tesco's today

4 th on list for shoplifters after ,booze. meat & coffee....

Not in My Tescos , its not ..

Nappies and Razor blades and indeed booze are the main focus for ahoplifters iirc.

Cheese definitely isn't

They like to guard the rare bits.

Scandanavian outed as Worrel-Thompson... CCDA don't miss a trick.

Shavens TESCO over run by Mice IMO

a shave, a drink and a bit of nappy role play. What more could a man want.

tictacman1 17 Mar 17 19:19 Joined: 10 Jan 02 | Topic/replies: 5,932 | Blogger: tictacman1's blog
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No way bacon way before cheese in my area

well bacon is meat so you be right

One of the most popular cheeses to steal in the wild west. Most people take 'er easy.

used to be a supermarket in my area

shelves full of whatever and at the bottom was a gap so you could drop the stuff you needed and kick it under and it ended up past the checkouts at the door where trolleys where.got plenty but we where under 16 not thommos age

don't understand the worrel thompson reference, don't watch cookery shows of any kind.

Thommo stole cheese from Tesco years ago

Tesco gonna go busto cant afford to lose £2 thats 30 minutes wages for the school leavers

Do you Live in a Rough Area ,£2 they must be taking the Pish

Cease the Scanda lives in a mansion

No Chase ,Shaven is in a Bedsit Near  Mansion House Station

Bedsit must honk of mouldy cheese

£2 that should be £3

Yes ad Probably a waft of Knob Cheese as well

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Casemoney trying his best to make himself look big by putting down people who buy cheese from tesco

Usually £3.50, reduced to £2.00.

Remember this people, according to casemoney if you buy cheese you must live in a bedsit near Mansion house

see i knew it was worth more than £2

Yes. The Mouse Problem. This week 'The World Around Us' looks at the growing social phenomenon of Mice and Men. What makes a man want to be a mouse?

"Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse... it just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize... that's what you want to be."

"And when did you first notice these... shall we say... tendencies?"

"Well, I was about seventeen and some mates and me went to a party, and, er... we had quite a lot to drink and then some of the fellows there... started handing... cheese around... and, well, just out of curiosity I tried a bit... and, well, that was that."

Pilgrims Choice ..been on a constant reduced  offer for over 5 years

can only imagine how quickly they make it

Wow... be on teabags next

it's true breadnbutter, it's always reduced which probably tells you £3.50 is overpriced to begin with.

breadie i now how fast chocolate digestives are made and they use no gloves

30-50 in a line packing with finger prints in the biscuits

basically wore space suits but no gloves

this is cadbury ones , nutri grains

made under a roof with 80% foreign and no ID to join up

The sad thing is as a Tesco lover I'm pretty sure I looked at that exact offer but the low fat one wasn't reduced so I didn't pick one up and picked up another brand.
I love my cheese.

Not security protected where I am, not even the Le Rustique, you must live in a rough area?

no it's more of a buisness district area, not residential.

but it makes no sense that cheese at 2 pounds is security protected but there are many many more items/products that cost more but are protected, like the bags of nuts which would be easier to steal or pack of Tuna, Salmon etc, don't understand why cheese

Fwck 'em. I was bleeped at Asda once and the security guy decided to have some fun... "Empty your bag man"... Er no, fwck you t0sser. If you think I've stolen something call the police. I've got all day.
Police arrive... "Empty your bag,sir"... Er no, arrest me first and then I'll co-operate fully... panic stations, back track, sorry to detain you. I think the original cwnt was sacked... arseh0le.

TGV, class, are you a FMOTL?

?Que? Could be, but not sure what it means.

Just google it, hours of pleasure, guys teaching the Legal, as opposed to LAWFUL enforcers how the law really works.

I had about 7-8 bets on the dogs a few year back in the bookies and all singles

I done for instance T/1 win and T/4 win and so on and down on my last tenner i done T/3 ( maybe diff number ) and finaly i win but i hit the counter she says no this is a forecast  I said get the rest of the slips out there all the same.The guy with her would not even answer when i asked is this for real.Cops came i got paid and barred but i walked in a few year ago and she is still there.


Scammmers

TC, when I was a kid (16) I was at the Dagenham on the day of the dog coup (infamous in GRA history) been to too many dog tracks and lost too much. Would I do it again, bl00dy right,

Are you a giant mouse?

Apple Pie at 0.85 p great value

why do people insist on saying Tesco's. like it's a person called Tesco and it's their house. "Do you wanna go to Tesco's?" It's Tesco.

Pedant. What about Nando's?

Do people who say 'Ladbroke's' make your blood boil too?