Eating the frog

I know you boil lobsters alive and they make little squeeling noises

If anyone boiled my pet frog alive i would cut their fooking tongue off and eat it

How can boiling lobsters alive be legal?

Never heard of boiling frogs alive. that is awful, too.

Wasn't this an advert Mark Twain did for Cadbury's?

Not sure Makybe but i have seen it being done and they get kept in buckets of water in a frideg in restaurants etc and then lobbed in a hot boiling pot

fridge*

lobbed no pun on the old lobster

Keep them in the back, where the refrigerator is coldest. They must be kept alive until you cook them. Do not store live lobsters in any kind of water—it will kill them . Place the lobsters in a large bowl, cardboard box or roasting pan covered with damp cloth or packed with damp newspaper.


no wonder they where dead in the place i worked after we went home and came back in the next day

They where in a bucket of shallow water no lids

I thought lobsters lived in water. Do they come out at night or something? I won't sleep now, I'll be expecting a Dublin Bay prawn crawling up my leg under the quilt.

Never heard of boiling frogs alive.

Oh, the innocence.

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http://bfy.tw/AeKI

Yeah but they roam and hide in seaweed and maybe under the sand

They can live up to 100 apparently we should not be killing them for 3 tea spoons worth of food

Gall that's nasty they cook them even slower than you would expect

Lobsters and other shellfish have harmful bacteria naturally present in their flesh. Once the lobster is dead, these bacteria can rapidly multiply and release toxins that may not be destroyed by cooking. You therefore minimise the chance of food poisoning by cooking the lobster alive



The machine can knock a large crustacean unconscious in less than 0.3 seconds and kill it in five to ten. Crabs take four to five minutes to die in boiling water, while lobsters take three minutes.


far too long this where is Kenny Mann or does he only love animals that can snuggle up to him

Several methods are used for killing lobsters. The most common way of killing lobsters is by placing them live in boiling water, sometimes after having been placed in a freezer for a period of time. Another method is to split the lobster or sever the body in half lengthwise. Lobsters may also be killed or rendered insensate immediately before boiling by a stab into the brain (pithing), in the belief that this will stop suffering. However, a lobster's brain operates from not one but several ganglia and disabling only the frontal ganglion does not usually result in death.[33] The boiling method is illegal in some places, such as in Reggio Emilia, Italy, where offenders face fines up to €495.[34] Lobsters can be killed by electrocution prior to cooking, with one device, the CrustaStun, applying a 110-volt, 2 to 5 amp electrical charge to the animal.[35][36]


The Italians can fine you for the Boiling

Thanks for the information, Chaser. I'm not sure I wanted it now.

I knew lobsters, shrimps, etc were dumped in boiling water but I was under the impression it was Goodnight, Vienna. Not a slow waltz.

Can I take it that you've prepared the dancing squid?

No never seen that happen in real life

The slow waltz like you say is a bit too long you can here them squeel but i never put any in that hot water EVER

No worked in a kitchen for 7 years or so

So probably be more live stuff roaming about. FOOK THAT

far too long this where is Kenny Mann or does he only love animals that can snuggle up to him

No!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSMzMExEIMo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFMR0Q3bnnQ


look at the people doing it they would not be holding them with he bands on their legs

I've gone off Mark Twain now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZfrjYIrDEY

what you think of this kenny

what is it?

If it's boiling a live frog I'm not interested.

lobster and they all laughing

i don't mind the Chinese boiling cats though so we are all good

I won't be clicking on any of those links.

ffs

Chaser, you can't really mean that.

why people think it's acceptable to condone any animal cruelty, is beyond me. People do that when they buy a box of eggs. So much cruelty about. Too many people don't give a ****.

Is this a new way of preparing Toad in the hole?

Makybe yes i love cat foods in China i go over 4 times a year

See the comments people saying kill them first at least and the guy who puts video up is like do some research.I worked in places and chefs in the game dished out dead ones that died in the fridge over night.No one ever complained so i'm sure they could quickly do something then cook it.

I boiled an egg this morning. I should have made a video of it and put it on Youtube. You know, with sound effects of the baby chicken cheeping inside. Maybe the egg rolling around in the pan as the chick tries to get out. It would have made a fortune from adverts before somebody got it pulled.

Gallivanter, you are sick!

not ALL eggs ffs,.

They can live longer than Horses , Cats , Dogs etc but ist' ok to eat because it can't lick peoples faces

Don't get me wrong i eat fish and meat but never kill for it

Gallivanter 15 Mar 17 18:33 Joined: 10 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 3,214 | Blogger: Gallivanter's blog
I boiled an egg this morning. I should have made a video of it and put it on Youtube. You know, with sound effects of the baby chicken cheeping inside. Maybe the egg rolling around in the pan as the chick tries to get out. It would have made a fortune from adverts before somebody got it pulled.

Makybe_Diva 15 Mar 17 18:35 Joined: 05 May 12 | Topic/replies: 16,877 | Blogger: Makybe_Diva's blog
Gallivanter, you are sick!

Think of the Royalties bruv

No, not ALL eggs, Kenny. I mean, chocolate eggs would be stupid.

Still get views do a cream egg

Bet no one has done it be the first

Batter it like a deep fried mars

Eating live monkey's brain is the worst.

Royalties! My favourite word!

I think I'll get a battery-operated fluffy little chick the next time I'm out shoplifting. The ones that start running and cheeping when you shake them.

A hardboiled egg could be cut in half with one of those craft angle-grinders, the egg eaten (waste not, etc) and the shell superglued together with the chick inside.

Boil a fresh egg while rolling it round a bit and operating the chick egg off camera. A quick swap of the eggs as I lift out the one in the pan, roll it across the table and crack it open with a spoon.

Would hitting the little chick with a wooden mallet as it runs away be too much?

Bruv?

She's on to us, Rodders.

Bruv/Bro/Homie etc used my kl people

Boil a fresh egg while rolling it round a bit and operating the chick egg off camera. A quick swap of the eggs as I lift out the one in the pan, roll it across the table and crack it open with a spoon.

WTF are you on

Nice bit of comedy, Gallivanter.

I'm ashamed to say that I ate frogs' legs in France many years ago. That was before I was aware of the enormous cruelty involved in harvesting them. I wouldn't touch them now and hope that no one else would.

Now, now, Rodney. You have to operate the chick egg off camera to get the cheeping sound. Of course, I knew Kenny would have other ideas but you, you've got GCEs 'n that.

I think you have to call them French legs these days, Foinavon.

I'm ashamed to say that I ate frogs' legs in France many years ago. That was before I was aware of the enormous cruelty involved in harvesting them. I wouldn't touch them now and hope that no one else would.

Yes, stick to the Foie Gras, mate.

Fois

What's French for duck, Kenny?

foie = liver is correct kenny. Fois means "time" as in "Il y avait une fois" = once upon a time.

No, I don't eat foie gras either

I know a few people who have ate goldfish when drunk ( never seen the appeal )





Gallivanter 15 Mar 17 19:12 Joined: 10 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 3,221 | Blogger: Gallivanter's blog
Now, now, Rodney. You have to operate the chick egg off camera to get the cheeping sound. Of course, I knew Kenny would have other ideas but you, you've got GCEs 'n that



Has Kenneth no exams grades ohhh bad


I'm still at School go most nights you know.We call it Night School

Why do you call it Night School, Chaser?

It's just what you said the other day, Foinavon. Fois Gras has to be accompanied with a bottle of somthing or other.

It was in reply to a joke from another poster Kenny. It wasn't meant in a serious way.
The practice of "gavage" is abhorrent.

Let you off.

I think all animal cruelty is abhorrent, including the ones turned into a joke on here.

The jokes on here aren't always in good taste (no pun intended).

Gallivanter
Gallivanter 15 Mar 17 19:41 Joined: 10 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 3,231 | Blogger: Gallivanter's blog
Why do you call it Night School, Chaser?

I asked that before they just thought i was cracking a joke or something so i joined in laughing

I have not got a clue what the fuss was all about