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brassneck
09 Mar 17 21:33
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Imagine going home to your darling wife or girl friend and saying"When you are finished making my dinner,get your ass out to the front garden and cut the grass,and take the bins out on your way,and be quick about it I want you to place a bet for me over in the bookies office,and I want you to get a few cans of iron brew in the pub on the way back before you start the ironing and the cleaning,and those windows could do with a wash when you are washing the car"
Whats the chances of her replying "ok hunny,im on my way"Grin

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brassneck
When: 09 Mar 17 21:43
Anyone who posts on this thread please realize that a copy may be sent to your local newspaper so your views may be aired in public.LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
lfc1971
When: 09 Mar 17 21:47
most men like their wives or girlfriends to be in charge, i don`t know why.
By:
brassneck
When: 09 Mar 17 22:07
I Think they learn it from their mothers.Mothers form a habit of telling their children what to do,and it soon becomes second nature to tell everyone what to do.So when the little girls see mothers directing they soon learn how to direct for themselves.
Young boys see their mother commanding and think its only women who command.
Where as Fathers rule with a lot less words.
In fact it is well known that the average woman speaks about 30,000 words per day while a man only speaks about 10,000 words per day.
Grin
By:
Gallivanter
When: 09 Mar 17 22:10
Men mutter under their breath or come on Chit Chat to lie to each other. I prefer to vent my spleen on the Daily Mail where I have a variety of aliases.
By:
brassneck
When: 09 Mar 17 22:15
Laugh
By:
brassneck
When: 09 Mar 17 22:23
Women are also multi tasked,they can do 4 or 5 things while a man can find it difficult to concentrate on one task.
And women can talk and listen at the same time,while a man listens and then talks.
now you can observe this in any walk of life.next time observe women talking notice they can all talk together,and yet none of them miss a word spoken.
yet strangely two men can walk a mile together and maybe not one spoken.
These are all facts of life, I am not making this up.Grin
By:
zorrostrikes
When: 09 Mar 17 22:45
From The Canterbury Tales:
The Wife of Bath's Tale
lines 1037-1051: What women want most of all

           "My liege lady, generally," said he,
    "Women desire to have the sovereignty
        As well upon their husband as their love,
    And to have mastery their man above;
    This thing you most desire, though me you kill
    Do as you please, I am here at your will."
    In all the court there was no wife or maid
    Or widow that denied the thing he said,
    But all held, he was worthy to have life.

http://www.librarius.com/canttran/wifetale/wifetale1037-1051.htm
By:
Mc Moonbeam
When: 10 Mar 17 00:04
30,000 words per day .... I'd probably fck her ....
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