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The burglary exams are too easy if this clown was given a licence to steal.
Nicked a million quids worth of sparklers from Simon Cowell but left behind his DNA, his gloves and a handprint, and was clocked by a security guard. First burglary conviction at 12. How is someone that inept going to fence a million?
Otoh Simon Cowell left the safe open for his missus, so he's not much better.
The only thing that stops this being funny is that the world's worst burglar is doing 8 years for death by dangerous driving. RIP one motorcyclist.#
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39108528
But seriously, what is the point? Maybe there should be some sort of voluntary prison where people who just can't cope with the modern world can be fed three times a day and have their sheets changed.
Nicked a million quids worth of sparklers from Simon Cowell but left behind his DNA, his gloves and a handprint, and was clocked by a security guard. First burglary conviction at 12. How is someone that inept going to fence a million?
Otoh Simon Cowell left the safe open for his missus, so he's not much better.
The only thing that stops this being funny is that the world's worst burglar is doing 8 years for death by dangerous driving. RIP one motorcyclist.#
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39108528
But seriously, what is the point? Maybe there should be some sort of voluntary prison where people who just can't cope with the modern world can be fed three times a day and have their sheets changed.
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Here's another one: a carjacker who got disarmed by passing bin-men because he couldn't drive the car he'd just nicked at gunpoint.
"I was in my car waiting in the traffic and a guy came over to me with a gun pointing at me screaming for me to get out of the car. "So I did ... and he got in but couldn't take the car away because it's an automatic. He didn't know how to drive it so he was just revving high. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-39151262 Britain's criminals need to take a good hard look at themselves. I'm genuinely at a loss as to how you can be a carjacker -- with a gun -- if you can't drive. |
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All the gear no idea.
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