New five pound notes

can't say poof.

Reported

Gaviscon should help with the wind fyi.

purse indeed.

twizzle22 is female .....she hid about for a long time !

They want you to spend them, that's the idea.
Need to kickstart the economy somehow

Seriously though..dead easy to lose if you wear trousers with shallow pockets..a mate of mine reckons he lost 4 one afternoon but he is a compulsive liar so its probably not true.

When I'm offered one of them now I ask for coins instead. Rather have them

compulsive liar you say ... wot's his user name?

Does it begin with L

The trouble with coins K/C is they ruin the cut of your trews

A mate i said mememe so that rules out yewnowho

How's it going twizzle Sweetheart ?

twizzle
how is the job
regards
ronnie

All the good people leaving or have already left Ron since the amalgamation.....glad i only do the 10 hours because i couldn't stomach doing anymore.

twizzle
is elkes still there

Yes but his wife left last year.. i quite like him

twizzle
many many moon ago he worked for heathorns

Does he know you Ron?

Agree with twizzle22's opening comment. Canada's money is ALL plastic (apart from the coins of course). The notes are very slippery and can easily propel themselves out of your hand if your not careful. Hated them. Just not looking forward to the day when they've converted all our UK banknotes to plastic.

we are due the £5 coin within 5- 10 years so why bother with plastic five pound notes ?  unless as i suspect we will do away with coinage  entirely

animal fat? so what? is there people out there that don't wash their hands before eating. Savages?
I refuse to eat without laying out the good silver and have my batman open a bottle of vin blanc.

of course I have heard of the working class who wander round windy streets, eating bread and meat sandwiches. such creatures must surely wash their piggy hands in fizzy water getting the animal fat from between their digits before eating. Surely they do this. plebs

The Aussies had plastic notes when I lived there 25 years ago.

as a member of the lgbt community I am deeply offended

Any fat from Pigs in the Notes ?  Could be serious Problems with the Slims ..


Tenners due in September I believe .

^ please this be true

I like them. £10s and £20s soon.

Feb 15, 2017 -- 5:11PM, Capt__F wrote:

^ please this be true

Why?

I love 'em! The old filthy fivers were a health hazard. The new polymer £10 note is due this summer and the £20 to follow by 2020.

My mum told me she was queuing at the bank the other day and there was an old boy trying to get a replacement for his £5 note.  From what she could gather he had put it on the radiator to dry and it had partially melted.  The bank did indeed replace his fiver. 

I thought I would pass this on to Chit Chat as I believe that some more senior members might be similar inclined to dry their new money. Or some might be money launderers

I'm surprised that there aren't thousands of muslims rioting on the streets, for having to handle a product which may have pork on it!

Feb 16, 2017 -- 4:08AM, GoBallistic wrote:

My mum told me she was queuing at the bank the other day and there was an old boy trying to get a replacement for his £5 note.  From what she could gather he had put it on the radiator to dry and it had partially melted.  The bank did indeed replace his fiver.  I thought I would pass this on to Chit Chat as I believe that some more senior members might be similar inclined to dry their new money. Or some might be money launderers

I am more interested in knowing how he managed to get the note wet? Isn't that one of the main points of the new currency, that it can even survive in the washing machine?

Obama wouldn't want one, that's for sure.

It's got a picture of Winston Churchill on it.

America's first blach president my ar$e.  He's got a white mother ... but that doesn't fit the narrative of the nutty libtards.

black, FFS

America's first blach president my ar$e.  He's got a white mother ... but that doesn't fit the narrative of the nutty libtards.

Doesn't fit the narrative of the nutty alt-right birthists who insisted he was Kenyan. Led by Donald Trump, of course.

He's about as much Kenyan as Prince Charles is Greek.

But libtards have always been fixated with the colour of his skin... why?  Are they racists?

Aah Twizzle, You have a woman’s purse! I’ll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing-boat. I’ll wager it’s never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.

Its Moneys Aunty, they have no problem selling Pork  for money to us infidels

I am still deeply offended