Buying glasses

if your local barmaid has a nice pair why not try them for size

Stella are excellent beer glasses; trust me on this one

poundland sell short range glasses  but do not selllong range glasses .a pity

The nicest ones I've seen are Kronenburg....

They had them at the golf club but, can you believe, people were taking them home!

But of course we all know this is what you want.....

I'm getting a pair when I have to speak at a wedding....just to break the ice.

I will also be pouring myself glasses of Jack Daniels int a branded glass and downing them in one whilst making the relevant gasping
and exhaling at the finish.

What nobody will know, is that it is actually apple juice......

Strange but true I am quite profoundly short sighted and I have discovered that the the bottom of old fashioned dimpled pint jugs have a lense effect very similar to my prescription, a fine Heath Robinson fallback solution, if you see someone with a coat hangar as a car aerial and 2 pint pots strapped to their head that will be me.

Just looked at the Kronenburg website and apparently I'm not old enough to drink.....