Newsnight - Theresa May's visit to the d*vil

Devil? I think not. I've worked out what's going on in current politics. A few adjustments - bit of polishing - a ribbon here or there - then I can present it to John the Baptist and stand back.  Probably best not to be found in possession of it.

I don't get the Bible references as I'm an atheist

Too late. You're stuck to it now. Additionally the Knights of the True Gospel now have two reasons to incinerate you.  Hopefully I'll be in the crowd.

i've got some Swan vesta

Good man! Hang around the fringes of the mob.