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Might as well go back on the smack then.
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Apparently, toast can kill.
If you were to fasten a slice to the front of a Trident missile and then fire the missile, providing the missile didn't land harmlessly in the sea but hit its intended target, then thousands upon thousands would be killed, according to scientists who'd been drinking all afternoon. An MoD spokesman said that Teresa May had already been briefed on the dangers of toast. HTH |
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yes you'd be brown bread
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Half-baked notion imo.
OTOH we all knead a slice of luck to get through life .  |
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yeasterdays news
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Don't use a metal fork on toast jammed in your toaster while it's on.
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http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/photo/nerdy-geek-royalty-free-image/96677368
Or this what happens^^ |
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you,d burst or die of poverty 1st,apparently you,d only be in danger if you ate 320 burnt slices a day,now our lass would give it a good go but even she would struggle to burn 320 pieces a day,
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Royal Navy now going to be firing deadly roast bread at our enemies out of modified clay pigeon apparatus from the new "Breville" and "Morphy Richards" class submarines.
We must ban these weapons of mass toastruction! |
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sounds like they will slice through defences
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Time to no-platform Paul Young and Streetband imo.
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it was established long ago - everything causes cancer.
the soap.... cancer the tap water.... cancer yadda yadda .... cancer what cancer likes..... sugar and carbs. carbs turns to sugar - cancer and sugar, it's love. it feeds on it. the cure for cancer ...... stop eating sugar. and rubbing radioactive salts into your skin... that is a no no. Cancer cure - what was it? (you have to repeat for the dimwits) |
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Bananas are radioactive
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I always have my toast well done, and roast tatties a bit burnt as well. I'm amazed I've reached 50
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toast is the weapon of choice of muslim terrorists
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these scientists arnt all that,where do they think the saying
YOUR TOAST, comes from,  |
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Chit chatters are on fire with the wit today, well done gentlemen
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my toast?
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cooking on Tin foil also not good. Alzheimer link.
cook your toast under the grill on tin foil with a spritz of motor oil ? |
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First we had signs plastered everywhere saying Speed Kills, so I stopped taking it.
Now it's toast. But not a sign in sight in the local cafe. Toast Kills my ar$e. Sure it makes the bed itchy, that's all. |
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theres millions still alive who,ll tell you they put their bread on a fork and toasted it over open ashes
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take the soy flour out of it? FFS
FFS FFS bread has come for thousands of years out of the oven and the pan the same way. Now its got SOY? a substance that grates the intestines? ITS slow murder. |
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Fry your bread in lard at breakfast time. It tastes better and is easier to chew. be careful not to burn it, just golden each side.
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Charcoal biscuits were sold in England starting in the early 19th century, originally as remedy to flatulence and stomach trouble
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skynews just said all the fish are FKed. mini plastic pellets - micro beads and such?
I was eating a lot of mackeral - now I have to stop that? back to eating pizza. with soy. |
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Toast kills, I'll drink to that.
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charcoal - medical grade is used in poisonings?
as a kid i used to eat black board chalk, i only remembered it last month because i was taking diatomaceous earth which tastes just like it? |
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Toast Kills (Spreading)
FIRE crews were called to a fire involving a toaster in Taunton. Devon and Somerset Fire and Rescue crews were called to Gatchell Oaks in Trull around 7.15am this morning (January 29). On arrival the crew confirmed that there had been a small fire involving a toaster and that the fire had been extinguished by the occupant using a fire blanket. http://www.somersetcountygazette.co.uk/news/15055779.Toaster_fire_in_Taunton/?ref=mr&lp=6 |
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Foinavon - lard? Sir, try egg. It's wonderful
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