I like crags

have traded insults with him several times, but whoever grassed him up needs to have a serious pretendy word with themself

It will be a bit strange without the old boy, that's for sure.

He was  a **** but a sort of likeable ****.

Is he banned....... What did he say ?

Probably nowt much, I've only ever seen him insult culvin, and I can't believe he'd bubble anyone.

He used to insult Annie but he cut that out a while ago.

He insulted g2d as well but it was entirely mutual and I saw no problem with their spats.

Someone knows....Kenny ....you sound like you know what happened

Maybe g2d emailing in a complaint?

The other fella looked a bit small crowing about g2d removal but hardly worth a ban.

For the record I did not report crags this time.

I have done before but only on the report button.  Betfair invited me to talk to them about him but I did not take it further as crags had by this time seen sense and had stopped harassing me.  To keep him in line I would threaten to report him but he was not as bad as before so I did not.

And I am not apologising for reporting him.  I knew I would get stick for reporting him from chit chatters as with men it is not the done thing  - but then they were not being harassed, I was.

Well I don't, sorry Leopard. Didn't know he was banned till an hour ago.

I've never seen any of that annie, I guess most men are far more insensitive than most women and we sometimes fire away without thinking it may actually hurt.

Maybe he took my advice and faced the screaming horror in the void at the centre of his black soul.


Well, I was getting pissed at him digging up old threads out of context.


Not me, guv - the only one I ever topped was Anders77777 for peddling the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.  I prefer planting parasitic mind-worms and watching their brains slowly cave in.

He liked the odss drink in the Horsebox.

*odd

Strictly, he went to the Horsebox to piss Tommy off. TT was definitely on crags' top 5 hate-list.

Oh right.

I liked Tommy AND Crags...I must be a PEOPLE PERSON...I missed my vocation as a world class diplomat...

Do you like cheese?

Cheese is the smegma of Satan - as eny fule kno.

Bogger - I just deleted my cheeseboard from my pic files! It's still in the DRAWING thread! I had a feeling I could yet present it in a more dramatic fashion...I bl00dy luv cheese.

What is your favourite cheese?

Had some Godminster cheddar over Christmas, best I've tasted.

Bodil, you should read the diary of Vibia Perpetua, a surprising key text of feminist literature, in which sheep's cheese plays an exciting role.

Any kind of English mature cheddar, which is better than Scottish cheddar imo.

MASSIVE CHEESE ROUNDEL WITH LIVE BACTERIA...CIRCA AD 64, CORINTH.

Do you like Gracie Fields?

NO, FFS......DO YOU LIKE ARTHUR ASKEY...?

Where's me washboard?

Cheese-eaters will end up living in the foreskin of Satan.  This has been told unto me.  Repent before it is too late.

U ain't seen me, right?

Bodil, I thought you had connections to the BALKANS...Did you never visit a BALKAN CHEESE FESTIVAL?

Swiss cheese is popular.

bodil I'm pretty traditional with cheese, some of them actually smell like they've been stored under a foreskin for a decade, not for me.

Consider a sumo wrestler. Not one of your Japanese midgets but a giant from American Samoa. Send him - clad only in a loin cloth - to toil in the fields in high summer. He changes not that loin cloth. He's not great at personal hygiene and has the odd accident. At the end of the week he's crossing the road back to the heya when he's knocked over by a 16-wheeler driven, coincidently, by crags. In the ditch he rots a while and is visited by many insects and small mammals - all of whom defecate on him. After a month that loincloth still smells better than most cheeses on sale in the UK.

The plural of cheese is cheesu.

crags would dispute who was driving the 16-wheeler imo

The plural of cheese is stinkingstinkingstinkingstinkingstinkingstinkingstinkingstinkingstinkingcheese.

You're all wrong - the plural of cheese is a packet of Dairylea cheese triangles.

Or rather, a PLURALITY of cheeses.

Or just the correct term - cheesu.

Anchor me, anchor me, anchor me,
Anchor me in the middle of your deep blue sea.

G'nite all -- I feel that many subjects of Her Majesty & citizens of the EU have raised LEGITIMATE CONCERNS tonight, on this very forum, regarding the long term viability of European cheese products in the 21st Century.

I shall certainly ponder my own cheese-based alliances as I review the new year RANGERS - CELTIC game for the 4th time this year.

You're a ****, right?  A cheese-loving ****?

Anyway, Derek Justice, the top cheesemonger in Slamannan, is set to sponsor THE RANGERS' shirts in the near future...but that's just one of many rumours from the streets of Govan tonight. Goodnight.



DEREK "BILLY" JUSTICE BUILDING A CHEESE-STRAW TOWER TO POWER HIS COMMUNITY IN WINTER.

At last - I've hit the buffers.  Hard to be a run-away train all the time.

FULL PLATE ILLUSTRATION FROM "THE WILL TO DAIRY POWER" BY DEREK WILLIAM JUSTICE...PUBLISHED IN A LIMITED EDITION OF 1690 COPIES.

I should have known from the, I should have known from, I should have known, I should have, I should, I ...

...this sh1t is hitting AKA AND Stewarty soon, on the SOCCER FORUM...it's too good to waste on you cheese-haters...

Sweet, sweet oblivion to all. Suck air and grab clusters.

You lot are merely the TESTING GROUND for cheese-based rotten gags, for this is how your beloved THATCHER treated oil-rich and cheese-wealthy Scotland!!

BODIL, you Balkan wretch, did you ever believe for one measly minute that I, a native of East Archentummnuelfechen, would prefer ENGLISH cheddar cheese to SCOTCH...????

Well??

Eh??

Spike it out, wretched Bodil!

Velasquez
Laugh...this sh1t is hitting AKA AND Stewarty soon, on the SOCCER Excited FORUM...it's too good to waste on you cheese-haters...Cry

How drunk were you when you created this em er masterpiece.
I thought yer accie was hacked and someone was trying to discredit ye.