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Torquemada
02 Jan 17 00:53
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I suggest Chit Chatter Of The Year, Ron Russian, masturbates furiously at least once a day throughout 2017. Furiously mind, no slacking.
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Report Torquemada January 2, 2017 1:09 AM GMT
I suggest well known forumite, Velasquez, resolves to sing R Kelly's famous hit "I believe I Can Fly" in the aisles of every Tesco, Sainsbury's and Lidl within a thirty miles radius of his front door.
Report Culvin January 2, 2017 1:37 AM GMT
Laugh
Report Torquemada January 2, 2017 1:49 AM GMT
I suggest Culvin makes a concerted effort to befriend Chit Chat stalwart, Kenny Mann, making a particular point to memorise all his cats' names and their peculiar habits.
Report Culvin January 2, 2017 1:54 AM GMT
Torquemada,I have a very good memory but I think that would be too much of a memory test even for me.Wink
Report Torquemada January 2, 2017 2:14 AM GMT
Oh, very well, you can just masturbate furiously like Ron then.
Report Culvin January 2, 2017 11:11 AM GMT
Torquemada,In all truth mate,i haven't spanked my little monkey in over 6 months because my little monkey has been a very,very good little monkey and i can only spank it when my little monkey has been very naughty.I would love to meet a girl who would kindly befriend my little monkey and stroke it to sleep at night.Do you have a little monkey>
Report Burton-Brewers January 2, 2017 11:15 AM GMT
Shocked
Report Ibrahima Sonko January 2, 2017 11:43 AM GMT
Who said chit chat is dead !
Report Culvin January 2, 2017 11:49 AM GMT
I'll put a pic up later if the mods allow it.Wink
Report Makybe_Diva January 2, 2017 11:51 AM GMT
Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised
Report Culvin January 2, 2017 12:11 PM GMT
Makybe_Diva,A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR TO YOU!Love
Report bigmo January 2, 2017 12:27 PM GMT
Feeling the love in this room.Laugh
Report ebulGery January 2, 2017 2:28 PM GMT
Ron aint got time to self abuse, he has too many debts to pay offSad
Report Makybe_Diva January 2, 2017 4:13 PM GMT
Thanks, Culvin, the same to you. Love the new avatar Happy
Report Culvin January 2, 2017 6:46 PM GMT
I Love Butterflys.Love
Report zorrostrikes January 2, 2017 6:48 PM GMT
get rid of clutter - dump/sell ten items a day.
Report ebulGery January 2, 2017 7:57 PM GMT
Chit Chatter of the year Ron Russian... has been bannedShocked

I shall miss himSad
Report Velasquez January 2, 2017 8:01 PM GMT
Well, all I can say is...I got 25/1 on Shantou Flyer yesterday! Laugh
Report ebulGery January 2, 2017 8:04 PM GMT
That would be more important to you Velasquez...good spot
Report scandanavian_haven January 2, 2017 8:06 PM GMT
ron russian too? think crags is a gonner as well. that's 3 regulars in 2 weeksShocked
Report Velasquez January 2, 2017 8:15 PM GMT
Ebulgery - hadn't run for 150 + days, and now in the care of a lovely lady trainer...jump racin', eh...? Excited
Report Makybe_Diva January 2, 2017 9:01 PM GMT
Ron and Crags banned. What is going on?
Report Velasquez January 2, 2017 9:13 PM GMT
Are they banned for sure? I think I'll just stick to the drawing thread from now on. What imagined offences are they banning people for?
Report Makybe_Diva January 2, 2017 9:15 PM GMT
Their profiles have gone, Vel Sad
Report Velasquez January 2, 2017 9:19 PM GMT
So no Crags, Ron, Guinness, Boxingthefox, Tommy, Sparky, Glimmer Man, as well as the old crew...this forum is a shadow of the past days.
Report scandanavian_haven January 2, 2017 9:20 PM GMT
strange how when someone is banned, their profile pic disappears and it reverts back to the standard/original avatar.
Report Capt__F January 2, 2017 9:22 PM GMT
crags
crags 02 Jan 17 19:22 Joined: 06 May 10 | Topic/replies: 10,351 | Blogger: crags's blog
Think she looks ok in  top one, Foinavon, but yes, a bit miserable in the black & white one. Judging by what she's wearing there, I'd say that was from the infamous Night Flight interview which didn't please her very much.

The last Post
Report Capt__F January 2, 2017 9:23 PM GMT
describing annie
Report Velasquez January 2, 2017 9:27 PM GMT
He posted on GLASGOW, HERE I COME at 7.24pm...
Report Capt__F January 2, 2017 9:31 PM GMT
gone Independent
Report scandanavian_haven January 2, 2017 9:32 PM GMT
my 2 threads tonight on the bannings.....have both been removed, there was literally not one single comment worthy of being removed, the last on had one post which said "cheese"


someone is clearly upset for or having a laugh with himself Crazy
Report DIE LINKE January 2, 2017 9:44 PM GMT
You do worry about how some of this individuals will cope in the outside world.
Report ebulGery January 2, 2017 10:34 PM GMT
We have had the cleansing of the hivesSad
Report Torquemada January 2, 2017 10:57 PM GMT
Damn! I know Ron had strong opinions about certain things, as do I, but he never wrote anything that was beyond the pale. What a damned shame. I hope it's not a permanent ban, this place will be a much poorer place without Ron and Guinness.
Report Foinavon January 2, 2017 11:05 PM GMT
It's disconcerting. Soon we will only be able to discuss baking cakes and stamp collecting. Crags hasn't written anything out of place recently as far as I'm aware. My only concern was that he posted some images which bypassed the moderators, the most potentially controversial of which (if you can call it that) is still there. Others have done that too but haven't been banned for it.
Report kenny mann January 2, 2017 11:20 PM GMT
Velasquez

So no Crags, Ron, Guinness, Boxingthefox, Tommy, Sparky, Glimmer Man, as well as the old crew...this forum is a shadow of the
past days.

I think from info that TGM has supplied, that Foxy has sadly died, although it's not official.
Report annie. January 2, 2017 11:51 PM GMT
Oh I hope not, kenny, I  liked boxingthefox and he was always kind to me.
Report kenny mann January 3, 2017 12:09 AM GMT
He's a great bloke annie, all I can go on is what I've heard from callmeataxi (TGM)

I exchanged private mails with him.This was6 months ago.

My situation, Is pretty good now kenny, health on the up and up. Heart meds keep me awake some/most nights but keep me alive every night LOL so it's all good. I build an extension for them, 9 feeding 'stations' all tiled for easy cleaning, the rest was carpet tiles, their own 'on suite litter trays FFS lol, a separate double sink for cleaning everything multiple climbing frames, toys, chairs settee etc etc, and of course run of the (Main) house when we were there!! Massive garden with a river at the back, l lost count of the small rodents I rescued over the years. Great memories. PS weird is the new normal lololol

So I sent that to taxi, who'd exchanged emails with him, but foxy suddenly stopped responding.

Taxi replied

Still nothing in the Yahoo inbox from him.

If think if he was still alive he would have got somebody to post for him by now letting us know what was wrong.

Have you asked on the horse racing forum if anybody knows him.


Can you ask on horse racing, annie, when you've a minute?
Report Velasquez January 3, 2017 12:26 AM GMT
Kenny, It used to cheer me up just to see his username and avatar, with the fox peeking out of the box. Apparently, it means to steal apples from an orchard. He had a smashing sense of humour, same as Sparky.
Report Velasquez January 3, 2017 12:30 AM GMT
What is that about the 9 feeding stations, Kenny?
Report kenny mann January 3, 2017 12:31 AM GMT
Indeed he did/does, Vel'.
Report bodil January 3, 2017 12:37 AM GMT
In one of the post-Brexit threads he told me what the problem was and, with my usual sensitivity, I said 'well, when you stop posting, at least we'll know what happened to you.' And we had a good laugh. Irish and a Jameson man?  I'll look for the thread when I have more time.

He must have had a sensitive side because for a while I thought he was a woman. As I'm rarely wrong I expect he was somewhere on the LBGTQ spectrum.



Only kidding. And he would have laughed.
Report Torquemada January 3, 2017 12:39 AM GMT
Erm, all very interesting guys, but we're kinda straying off topic here. New year's resolutions for other Chit Chat users please.
Report Velasquez January 3, 2017 12:46 AM GMT
Chit chat for all?
Report bodil January 3, 2017 12:50 AM GMT
OK, Torq, try to not die, would be mine.
Report Torquemada January 3, 2017 12:52 AM GMT
And you, Velasquez, should be too busy exercising your vocal chords to chat on here anyway.
Report kenny mann January 3, 2017 1:15 AM GMT
Velasquez • January 3, 2017 12:30 AM GMT
What is that about the 9 feeding stations, Kenny?

crags had bumped an old thread in which I had said that susie, my cat had died. foxy didn't realise it was an old thread, and sent a pm with his condolencies. The feeding stations were for cats he used to own.
Report Velasquez January 3, 2017 1:20 AM GMT
Ta, Kenny.
Report Torquemada January 3, 2017 1:24 AM GMT
To get back on topic, I suggest Crags resolves to post less on Chit Chat and spends more time with his family. In fact, I insist.
Report Torquemada January 27, 2018 8:27 PM GMT
Congratulations Bodil, you kept up your resolution mate! I wonder how Ron fared?
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