Rate your rear

Function... one bout of constipation which made me wish I was dead for a couple of hours one morning but thankfully just the one.... 8.5/10
Chalfonts... decent performance and certainly no worse than before.... 6.5/10
Wind.... no memorably crushing embarrassments 8/10
Looks..... spied it in the mirror once and was in a foul mood for the rest of the day; have since removed the offending mirror.... 6/10

All in all quite a decent rear.