Rate your rear

I was a 10 -- one week, I had two drop dead gorgeous, tall model-type women saying explicit things about my a$$ during the course of a normal working day. Out of the blue, like. Both immediately apologised. No way could a guy say those things to a woman and not get sacked. These days, I am a 6, mainly due to lethargy and Bell's steak pies...

lol

The blonde from Abba was clearly a 10 during the immediate post-Waterloo period, but much like myself nowadays, would be lucky to rate a 6 from a drunken pensioner at a bus stop.