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Large supermarket chain will fail to deliver some lady's Turkey, ruining Christmas for her and her family.
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The oven will break on Christmas morning
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My Mums oven took an hour to get working last Xmas hope it works this year or it's sarnies
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Cue Card and Thistlecrack will both fall in the King George.
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Diane Abbott goes on a diet and Hackney supermarkets go skint.
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My dishwasher packed up this afternoon...I going to cook as much as I can in disposable tin foil trays on Christmas day.
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"Cue Card and Thistlecrack will both fall in the King George"
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One year Mrs Mustang forgot to put the Pol Roger in the fridge early enough with the net result us having to serve fizz which wasn't 100% chilled. I've never been so humiliated in my life.
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Lambrini^
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My Auntie went to check on the turkey on Christmas morning and two hours later my Uncle found her dead on the kitchen floor
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Poor bugger, he must have been starving.
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roma better win tonight or it is on the streets for xmas for Mrs Mo!!!!!
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"My Auntie went to check on the turkey on Christmas morning and two hours later my Uncle found her dead on the kitchen floor"
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quake in israel?
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This is from an article in the Daily Mail online, about the Queen's Christmas at Sandringham where they always have a 20ft Christmas tree....
"Only once has there been a disaster with the tree. That was in 2008 when a footman tripped and fell into it, bringing it crashing down in a mess of pine needles and shattered baubles just 30 minutes before the Queen was due to give it the final touches." ![]() |
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That really is a true disaster and makes my Aunt dying pale into insignificance
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family christmas about 10 years ago,the electrics all went,had to get an emergency electrician out 1 o clock halfway through cooking christmas dinner.took about 3 hours to sort it out as the previous owner was a fireman who fancied himself as a handyman and had the house wired upside down back to front.
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Managed to get my Mums oven going thank God
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The Queen is taken ill and Nicola Sturgeon does the 15 minute speech to the nation on Christmas Day.
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Better than Corbyn doing it
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"My Auntie went to check on the turkey on Christmas morning and two hours later my Uncle found her dead on the kitchen floor"
Was the turkey ok? |
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Handed some washed knickers back to my girlfriend this morning................apparently they are not hers.
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jamie oliver
Turkeys between 4-6kg should be rested for 1½ hours, and ones from 6-10kg can rest for two hours auntie timing was perfect |
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fav auntie reveals xmas prez to you during xmas meal,and you have fcuk all
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dont eat the last chipolata
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Puncture
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My Mrs has had the turkey on since 6pm last night, she likes to make sure it's well done
Think I'll eat mine with a hammer and chisel.Sorry to hear about your Auntie, tonic, XMas must be the most stressful time of the year. |