Alastair Cook...

Thank the lord

Fitting that it was Cook who misfielded then to gift the young man Karrun his 300....

Are we talking Spartans

Is this Cricket? God how dull

What a pompous philistine this idiot is^^^^^

Is this Cricket? God how dull

And yet you felt compelled to open the thread eh? Better to be dull than imbecilic I suppose.

Correct chaps.. Best to ignore; he's just a multiple personality-username phuckwit..

Touched a nerve much

Forgot to add, he (or she) is also a bad troll...

Wtf is a neadathal? Do they know how to spell Scandinavian?

Sorry about that; i missed out illiterate...

great post scandi, you should get yourself down to the cricket

i'll buy yer a pint !

There won't be any probs spotting him; he's got 6 heads..

I'm sure ye will make each others very happy...

chees guinny, i thought that was you

I may need to look up the rules first donny so I can at least pretend to know what's going on

rules , yeah, dont worry about them

a couple of beers and you'll soon pick it up

Why would ye be surprised at Scandanavian Haven hating cricket,its a quintessential English game after all.

Scandanavian Haven is like his buddy Facts a hater of everything English.

He generally hates religion but has this inexplicable soft spot for the religion of peace.

cricket started when the saxons brought it to england


bloody migrants eh ?

I didn't know that donny - no more watching that bloody foreign muck for me, it'll be lacrosse all the way from now on.

Donny Osmond making things up again,nothing to do with Saxons.

not in your world wildman

but hey ho

Cricket as it is played today is purely a 16th century English creation donny.

A few foraging Saxon children wacking apples with a branch is not a reason for an open door policy.

Keep it real.

the aussies reckon it was the dutch and belguins that picked up the saxon game and developed it in se england

but hey ho

go far enough back we are all from elsewhere anyway

Only England could have created cricket. Any less civilised nations playing would get out of control and degenerate into fistfights

I thought it was recorded first in France.In the 14th century I think,but no doubt it was developed in England. Hambledon and all that.