For all ye religious freaks...

What films are you watching this Christmas guinness? Anything special?

On the telly?

No , I was wondering If you had any oldies primed. I thought I would give Mr Chips and 39 Steps an outing this Yuletide.

The UK is full of Religious people

You will see plenty pictures of family gatherings and wrapped Gifts/Presents on Twitter and Facebook when Easter comes and Christmas comes

Star/Angel on top of Christmas trees

How many freaks we got on here now ?

The angel symbolizes the archangel Gabriel, who told Mary about the birth of Jesus. People add stars to symbolize the Star of Bethlehem, which heralded Jesus's birth and led the Magi, or Three Wise Men, to Bethlehem. ... In 1979, the star on top of the National Christmas Tree was the only lit ornament.

Also how many people go crazy if nativity plays are cancelled

Muslims are destroying Christmas



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I cry at Mr Chips every fecking time.

If ye have Sky, dunlaying try - Tangerines if you haven't seen it..

Oh forgot; i dug out some Edward G a while back so might give them a re-run..

"Is this the end of Likkle Caesar"?

go round the houses fella - the criminal known as Jesus, changed history. the Roman Empire became the Holy Roman Empire. Then the church. Protestants fought to keep the true faith and men died to bring you the word of God in English.
After fighting hard to win the prize of which church held true to Christ's teachings...

some of their ancestors spat on the word, and squirmed at their coming torments, made spurious excuses that belittles their ancestors intelligence.

I feel like Goren from Criminal Intent here...there are so many "tells"!

He kicks off with "religious freaks" then chucks in "Heysoos" and seemingly invents the phrase "so-called lost years..." but has probably watched a programme on the telly about Churchill...then it's flutes, sarcophagi and Roman military drunks...no doubt Heysoos is a hippie as described by John Lennon...

Notice how careful he is to ridicule and disparage a certain religion...yet he still requires an answer to his question...

"The exhibit stated that, according to the Manual of Military Law, “a sentinel found asleep or drunk at his post while on active service would, if the character and circumstances of the offence were sufficiently grave, be liable to suffer death.” It seemed that this would be Jack’s fate – he was convicted and sentenced to death. However, apparently after a senior officer gave further consideration to Jack’s character and the fact of his illness, this sentence was remitted and replaced with one of 10 years’ hard labor..."

This is testimony regarding a British Empire soldier from New Zealand during the Gallipoli campaign...wonder what the penalty was for a drunken Roman soldier falling asleep at his post while on guard duty...?

Guinness , I am happy to report that I do not have sky. I too shed a tear or two over Mr Chips. The only offering from Edward G that I possess is Soleil Vert with Charlton Heston and , as it is sitting on the bookcase in front of me , I will give that a spin today.

Well that's one freaka appearance. Another guesser, who apparently can't hazard a 'guess' at Heysoos's so-called lost years. Maybe it was another trip to the desert and some fruity flute playing with the divil himself?

Good man dunlaying. "Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit*

I wonder if Heysoos ever thought that over his so-called meetings with the divil..

Yeah...nice weather we're having, innit...?

Why are you rattling their cage, Guinness?

Dontcha know that Heysoos was god so didn't have to tell anyone, let alone his ma, where he was going?
He didn't need to sneak out from the tomb as he could magic his way through the rock like quantum tunnelling.
Even I know all that and I only go to church for weddings and funerals.

Needs some balance Mr 100/1. Anyone religious needs a kick up the brown eye. Including that papal twot in Italia.. How many refugees has he taken in btw? Sell some pictures ye bald twát and save the 3rd world.. Metinks he will become IAN4 on ere..

2 points for susssing me out though..

I know all about that Pape. He's a Hibee and likes Maradona's "hand of God". 'nuff said.

Look at the other thread - he treats Ivanka with more respect than Jesus Christ.

He's only rattling his own cage. He's signalling his constant ridicule of this "Heysoos" yet underneath the ridicule, which is for the benefit of other forumites, he's making some sort of enquiry about thirty years of the life of "Heysoos".

If Guinness wasn't determined to be such a diddy, I'd give him the answer too...

Hibbees not allowed on this fred mucker. Already got a raging loon of a 'Christian' trying to act edumacated trolling me..

Look at the other thread - he treats Ivanka with more respect than Jesus Christ.


Gartloch is missing one..

You started the thread, ya doughnut!

Heysoos wot a feckin illiterate. I despair with the lack of edumacation of smart arses..

Well, since you DESPAIR, maybe you're lacking the SUNSHINE VITAMIN, especially at this time of year...



Fookin' knew it would come in handy...

THE SUN!!! Now there's a proper god. Worshipped around the world before Heysoos came along and for long afterwards in many regions.

Anyway, I'm not religious so not supposed to be on this thread . Hope there will be some more replies though as I like to read them.

Do you mean "...the greater light to govern the day?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2qJXT3olM

THE SUN WHOSE RAYS ARE ALL ABLAZE...

Is that Kate Bush?

Yass!

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Looks like that would be hard to blow up for ya good self..

u wood know - it's yer mamma...

Aye aye aye caramba... Stooping to Mam jokes now......



“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself
to be a fool.”

I don't know if that's exactly right

No jam innit?

Skakespeare - the last resort of the non-Shavian...

Good Heysoos, someone telling Mam jokes accusing a quota of 'AS Ye Like It' as "Non-shavian...

Good fiery Heysoos! “Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous"

I'm sorry -- even after all these years on chit-chat, I still haven't quite mastered GIBBERISH, unlike your troll-like self.

I take that as a banana being fallen on.. How embarrassing for ye..

Ye lump of cack. Bring more than a banana to a sword fight next time..............

OK, I have thrown the GOLDEN DONUT at yer...and the KATE BUSH RAGGY DOLL HING...and the MAM JOKE...and the SHINING GOLDEN ANCIENT SMILEY...so there is only WAN HING LEFT...and that is to answer YOUR QUESTION...

Heysoos, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better...

Handbags at dawn

Happy Holidays! - lump of cack..

...AND THE ANSWER....IS GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU...

Happy Christmas, Guinness...and God bless you abundantly...! You have managed to persist despite FIERCE   adversity and now...

The answer to your query...

Is the last chapter of THE GOSPEL OF JOHN...AVAILABLE AT ALL MAJOR BOOKSTORES...!

Come and see!

That blonde lassie might huv it in her suitcase!

LIZZIE KELLY, 5 LBS CLAIMER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxCuDhKw-KM

(closing music - TAME IMPALA...APOCALYPSE DREAMS...)

Roll credits...

Strewth! Where's me earplugs

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God is taking back the land. The lease he gave Adam is up.

Ok, ok -- I can take a hint...roll credits...again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYCHOB25F7o

GUSTAVO DUDAMEL MAHLER SYMPHONY NO. 2 RESURRECTION PART 05

Also, I meant to say the last PARAGRAPH of John, instead of CHAPTER...Jeez, so careless...

You don't want me to post this, do you? It might constitute bible thumping...as opposed to Shakespeare thumping...

Mahler, luv it

Here's one for you and Zorro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM2kbogwgBM

Have they taken away that religious freak yet? Gets a good hiding on ere and rants continually ever after.. I can imagine him standing on a street corner ranting like feck with no one listening to his diatribe for days on end..

And singing a Mahalia Jackson song for an encore to the road sweepers.. With Voiceless leaflets scattered around his feet...

Who are "they"?