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And The Bands Played On - Saxon
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Coz I love you - Slade
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It Wasn't Me - Shaggy.
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I want to break wind cries Mary.
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Will you still love me, tomorrow? - The Shirelles.
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Mid to late November, Mrs Kit-Kat asks me a question and I always give her the same answer:
All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit (Half Man Half Biscuit). I'm still waiting but oh how we laugh at my sparkling wit and repartee. |
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Try asking her for some Joy Division oven gloves next year.
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I've got some, I wear them when I have an outbreak of Vitas Gerulitis.
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