I FEEL this Christmas is going to be the BEST ONE EVER!

MD getting to be more of a worry each day.

No need to worry about me, Crags

Culvin definitely not Do Wah, btw.

OK Mate

This topic must be very relevant to facts regarding the refugees he housed, because;

Last Christmas, I gave you a start,
But the very next day you had my telly away.

Lesson learnt... or maybe not if the moral obligation which he promised to go through, i.e. to open his home to refugees, was actually metaphorical and what he really meant was that the refugees should be housed in the poorer areas where only poor people will actually be affected.

@Makybe_Diva,"Loving the new avatar,Culvin"Thanks,i might change it tomorrow though to something else that is equally festive.When i was in Yorkshire last month i bought some lovely xmas cards of a robin wearing a green hat,i'll maybe take a pic of it and use that as my avatar for this month.

"More commercialised every year. Dreadful.
Too much of everything you don't need, bought by too many people who can't afford it."

never a truer word said Facts ,a load 0f Old c0ck and seems to start earlier every year ..

Was great when my Girls were Kids and For people with Kids, Bar the Fkin expense some of these people face to keep up with the New Games etc ..

No Kids its a Load of Old bollix ... Much prefer New year Myself ..

Culvin, you really brighten up the forum with your wonderfully sunny outlook on life

I look forward to seeing your robin in his hat.

A euphemism if ever I read one.

Culvin
@akabula,The beauty from Budapest?akabula,no word of a lie mate but she contacted me tonight and I'm very happy about that because I've not heard or seen anything of her since I saw her for the first time on Nov 5th.Even though I only spoke to her for 15 mins or so and it was almost a month ago,I think about her all the time.I feel I'm in love with her.

Play hard to get Culvin. Tell her you've been overdoin it with the ladies recently and need a break.
Arrange to meet up in the New Year. That'll get her interest up and as a bonus you won't need to buy her a Christmas present.

Only on chit-chat could my innocent comment be misconstrued

Was it innocent though?

I doubt that you are as stupid as you appear to be on this thread.

Ya get me?

As stupid as I appear to be?

Crags you are so funny

What a disarming riposte 

@Makybe_Diva,Here we are,Diva,a red robin wearing it's little green hat.This is the pic on the christmas cards that i'll be sending to the lovely friends that i've recently made...[   This image is no longer available.   ]

@crags,"It's a miracle cure" No,i don't think so.I don't feel that i'm cured of anything..I'm still as anxious in certain social situations as i've always been and i think that i probably always will be,.But something has positively changed and that change began on the Banks Of The River Mersey in june.If you ask me crags what changed i won't answer you because i know you don't give a bloody damn.

Still sounding like a miracle to me, very biblical.


Tell someone else what happened if you don't want to tell me

Come on, Culvin, turn your light back on. I quite like your pretendy stories

I don't pretend here or anywhere else.

Why do you keep turning your light on and off?

Not wasting any more of my time on you, for the moment You crave attention, sad lad.

Turning lights on and off,what lights?

When you look at the list of topics there is a green circle next to left of the each thread starters name....if they are still logged in.

If they log out it goes blank.

However, you can turn it off permanently in settings .....as I have done.

I didn't know that,Leopard.Thanks for the info.

Good morning on Peterborough Chase and Hatton Grace day.

Dec 3, 2016 -- 6:05PM, Culvin wrote:

I didn't know that,Leopard.Thanks for the info.

Maybe you did ?

Morning EK !

I didn't know that Leopard and that's why I said what I said...

By the way,Leopard,i have a theory about you...Would you ike to know what it is?

Go on then

(comma then space looks better)

Joined 12/6/16, topic/replies 31,741.  I'm so happy you overcame your social anxiety.  Can I help?

Now it's down to 10,999. I'm still here for you.

When I joined here in june and then started posting I remember you and crags taking it in turn to try and take the weeWee out of me and I remember thinking at the time and I still think it now that you and he are the same person.You will obviously deny it and so will he but that's my theory.

The comment above is to The Leopard

Now down to 520! What are you? I hate you already - comparing me to crags. He hates you also.

Don't tell me PP has a petting zoo of it's own.

11,000 posts for Bodil.....Happy Post Day !

@bodily,Are you pissed.I've no idea what you mean.I've not overcome social anxiety.

Hey!11,002!

How strange 11,002 twice.

Culvin....I think we thought you were a returned old poster under a new name....that was all.

Something strange going on.

I thought he was Jamaican.

Dec 3, 2016 -- 7:17PM, bodil wrote:

Now down to 520! What are you? I hate you already - comparing me to crags. He hates you also.Don't tell me PP has a petting zoo of it's own.

'its'

Yes Leopard,I remember at the time that either you or he mentioned the name canaryboy.

I thought he was Jamaican..

He's a ghost from the past - longing for recognition and a warm embrace from the massive.  I say set fire to him and send him blazing down the river as an example to the rest. On the plus side that will put an end to his anxiety. Win-win.

Calvin is more Jamaican.

Anyone here like Egg Noggs?

Nogs

Torch it.

Go to bed you Bloody Drunkard.

Culvin - are you Jeremy Corbyn and if you are then can Bodil have a job in your shadow cabinet?

Culvin is a waste of space and knows it. He has a limited life span, thank Dog.

Jeremy Corbyn,,well,well,well.What can I possibly say about jezza thats not been said before here.How about my just saying something that everyone here already knows.He is as weak as piss.

Let us all love and thank our Dog.

From the few posts I have read Culvin seems all right. He was in Blackpool the last time I read his posts..

How much did they pay you for this nonsense? Far short of 30 pieces of silver, that's for certain.

Let us all love and THANK our DOG,everybody.All of us hail our glorious DOG.[   This image is no longer available.   ]

What an absolutely Fantastic Dog!I was walking her today in Sefton Park.

It's slowly coming back to me - like pus oozing though a poorly applied bandage. Culvin will, eventually be concreted over, but keep him away from the wonderful others.

@EvgenyKissin,You're right mate,I am alright,even if I say so myself...I think bodil here likes to think himself a bit of a clever dick.I think he is but without the clever part.

bodily, it's wonderful to meet you.I think I'm going to enjoy tussling with you.

When I'm in the mood i do like my occasional tussles.

Come on day something,cleverDICK

Say

It seems that my newly found friend bodil has finally been zonked out by his drinking.A little bit of advice for you bodil,don't you drink too much now bodil because when you drink too much you become a bit of a little tit and its more than a bit sad to see.

Hatred. We need more of it.  Tolerance goes nowhere.

But I can't think of anyone I've really, really pissed off.  Sorry Culvin - you didn't register.  I'd care if I wasn't disinterested.

Must be the season of the witch.

Hang on - 2+2 = 4.

Culvin is part of the Donny Osmond collective. I thought it was familiar.  Try to come back with something sensible.  Otherwise you will eat yourselves sooner or later.

You certainly have your own way of looking at things bodil,I give you that.

Same time,same place bod for another little tussle tomorrow or are you now gonna creep away with your clever little tail very much in-between your clever little legs.

@akabula."Play hard to get".No,i couldn't do that mate even if my little life depended on it.I most certainly couldn't do it with the beauty from buda or any other girl,for that matter.I haven't actually been with a woman for over 10 years and i'm absolutely desperate about that but ive put `looking for a woman`very much on my back burner in recent years because i wanted to find a job first and even though i've now lost that job,i'm more than confident that i'll find another one very soon.By the way,it's not fun and games that i'm desperate for,a bit of the old Hows Yer Father,etc,NO!I absolutely love sex and everything about it but i'm not looking for that..Some people here[HELLO crags] may well think that i'm a sad,sad little man,,,well i have these words to say to the likes of them,..I'm sure that we can all agree,[EVEN crags]that love is the most beautiful thing in this here world and if i truely know one thing about myself it's that i'm absolutely desperate to find,treasure and cultivate it....akabula,if i may,i'll keep you updated about any possible progress with the girl from Budapest.Here's hoping,touch wood,etc,etc.

Culvin, your robin Christmas card is lovely. I'm sure your friends will be delighted to recieve it

Is that beautiful dog yours?

Also, you say you have lost your job. Do you mean your job at the hospital?

receive*

Glad I spotted that before Crags did

Hi Lovely Diva.No,the dog is not mine she belongs to a friend i've recently made from Warrington.The dog is 16 months old and she was acquired from a kennel in Southampton.I love her to bits.

@Makybe_Diva.Yes,i was sacked from the hospital cleaning job on friday.They told me that i could appeal but i haven't got a leg to stand on because i broke a couple of golden rules,ie,i cleaned a red room with a blue cloth and i also forgot to wear a protective apron when i cleaned a barrier room.I've been asked to return my uniforms and badge tomorrow.Actually,i'm not disappointed over being sacked because i feel that working at the hospital was a real learning experience for me and i now feel that there was nothing more that i could learn.

Culvin winding up crags and bodil like a couple of old grandfather clocks.
Loving the wee Robin btw.

Oh well, Culvin, at least you now don't have to work Christmas Day

I would have thought you would have had a warning first before being sacked tho'.

YES!,thats right and thanks for reminding me.

Probably still on a trial period Diva.
Normal rules don't apply.
Shoulda tried harder Culvin, lots of lovely nurses in hospitals.

When i attended the invitation to the probationary review meeting on friday i thought the same but i got my eye well and truly wiped.

Eh,akabula,you're dead right about the lovely nurses.I did see some right proper heartbreakers there.

Maybe Culvin was so busy looking at the lovely nurses he forgot to put his apron on

I'm reminded of the old trick with a coathanger and a dishtowel.

@Makybe_Diva.I'm having some great laughs today from you lovely,lovely people.

@akabula."Culvin winding up crags and bodil like a couple of old grandfather clocks".Well,its not that difficult for me to wind up those two timepieces,especially crags,who might as well be a mickey mouse watch.Both are uncomplicated whose type i've met many times before.

Fook me, you are much dumber than I thought.
And one of the nastiest trolls we've ever had on here, well done.

M D only talks to you because she works with your type all day

Stop feeding the trolls, MD, you daft bint.

Culvin ,Love the Robin card 

Love the doggie 

Happy bloody Christmas to you Sir

"From their comments you shall know them".Those nasty,childish little comments there from crags to M_D,shows the difference between he and i.In my opinion he completely represents negativity,he is constantly trying to put the boot in.I well remember reading in years past,before i ever posted here,the sneaky and snidy bullying comments that he would constantly make to Annie.I've completely no time for the fella now and so I AM PROPER BLOCKING HIM. GOODBYE,you absolutely pathetic piece of crap.

Cowardly coont.

@Coachbuster.THANKS!Coachbuster,You're a PROPER GOOD'UN..