autumn statement

autumn statement - IT'S GOING TO GET COLDER

hope this helps

Leave it out

NO.  It will get cold if you do.

fall

mobo misses the play on words

It is as us yanks say.

hate to be sexist

PM bags under eyes very noticeable

hammond going to introduce a new fiscal rule that will be the 13th rule since 1997 and of the other 12 the government broke 10 of them, ,
the obr will also trot mr johnson out to give us his fcasts,enough to say if this man was a gambler he,d have been of our screens 10 years ago

debt will have to wait till NEXT parliament

hohum

Martin Lewis‏ @MartinSLewis
We will maintain our standards of fiscal discipline. TRANSLATION: don't expect a spending spree #

Number after number being trotted out.
ALL meaningless.

Gordon Brown Special

tractor figures

spreadsheet philip playing a blinder in 15 mins time he could anounce a u turn on brexit there,ll be no one awake to argue

Tim Shipman‏ @ShippersUnbound
What is the point of fiscal rules, when every chancellor writes their own and then tears them up if they need to?

Robert Peston‏ @Peston
There'll be loads of road schemes funded by @PHammondMP in #AutumnStatement. Obvs he misunderstood @theresa_may when she said sort out JAMs

OBR forecasts
16: 2.1% (2%)
17: 1.4% (2.2%)
18: 1.7% (2.1%)
19: 2.1% (2.1%)
20: 2.1% (2.1%)
21: 2%


they don't have a fcuking clue

Praises Osborne. Who got every forecast up to 2020, catastrophically wrong. Anything near as bad, would have had him sacked in any private business.

phils 40,000 new houses work out at about 35,000 each to build,put me down for a dozen,

Housing build for everyone ?
Did he commit to Any numbers of Council Housing building. ?
Bigger than the 900 odd they built last year ?
Affordable housing ? Joke !
Plans for Social Housing to be bought by tenants ? unbelievable bring back of Thatcher selling off Council Houses ='more homeless people and bigger Government spend on boosting the bank balances of unscrupulous Private Landlords renting out Council houses.

Chris Ship‏ @chrisshipitv
So far: Hammond has predicted SLOWER growth, HIGHER inflation, WEAKER tax receipts, HIGHER borrowing.

as we,re a service based economy still waiting for someone to explain who you judge PRODUCTIVITY in a service economy,how do you measure a hedge fund manager backing black or red , what was our productivity when banks were been bailed out and burning money in the street

Wentworth Woodhouse is a Grade I listed country house in the village of Wentworth, near Rotherham in South Yorkshire

must be the headquarters of the latest tory sex party circuit,or maybe the rotherham sex gangs use it

100 billion short? build more ships to assist the carriers.

when they built those carriers, do you suppose they knew they'd have to build support vessels too? or were they being sly, keeping that fact to themselves.
until they got the nuclear subs past. then start campaigning for more funding.

£7.20 to £7.50 HERE HERE

How much does that compare to $7.20 before brexit

Paul Mason‏ @paulmasonnews
Finally @PHammondMP gets to the real point. After 2020 the state pension won't be ring fenced, or the health/social care budget.

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phils 40,000 new houses work out at about 35,000 each to build,put me down for a dozen, LaughLaughLaughLaugh
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get in the fkcing queue

just hurry up and legal the ganja so i can start being a farmer

i love farming but not in the cold fields

fuel freeze

tax free now 12.5k up from 11k

but wages up 30p an hour so really not as good as it seems is it

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fuel freeze

Where you stranded bruv

Jamie Ross‏ @JamieRoss7
"Granddad, where were you when Philip Hammond abolished the autumn statement?"

Gary Lineker‏ @CaryLineker
Philip Hammond "I'll increase the supply of affordable homes, by selling off social housing at a discount."

Same old song from the Spivs , Same old failed Trickle down

Robert Peston‏ @Peston
So to be clear, Brexit impact on public finances is a deterioriation of £220bn by end of parliament. Worse than feared #

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Gary Lineker‏ @CaryLineker
Philip Hammond "I'll increase the supply of affordable homes, by selling off social housing at a discount."

he cant in Scotland

Evan Davis‏ @EvanHD
Every few years, a budget or #AutumnStatement comes along that breaks seriously bad fiscal news. This is one of those occasions.

nothing has changed, if they don't change the policies of the last 20 years then Brexit is meaningless, just s word.

i don't even know if anything is good or bad

my cash takes care of itself no matter what they throw at me i can live on water and rice

xmoneyx    23 Nov 16 13:33 
Gary Lineker‏ @CaryLineker
Philip Hammond "I'll increase the supply of affordable homes, by selling off social housing at a discount."

Worse ! No statement whatsoever regarding plans to build any Council houses !!!!

12% tax on insurance

all insurance?

The government has announced that it will raise insurance premium tax from 10% to 12% from next June in order to "fund spending commitments".

The standard rate of insurance premium tax, which applies to most general insurance policies purchased in the UK, rose to 10% in October after being increased by the previous Chancellor George Osborne in the Budget earlier this year.

This follows a previous rise from 6% to 9.5% which came into effect at the beginning of November last year, meaning the tax itself has risen by more than 66% in less than a year.

TheChaser    23 Nov 16 13:28 
tax free now 12.5k up from 11k

but wages up 30p an hour so really not as good as it seems is it


Tax free rises to £11,500 2017/18,
£12,000 2019
£12,500 by 2020.

so £624 more if you work 40 hour weeks on min wage



£15600 this is the amount you get if min wage 40 hours per week at £7.50

£100 taxable so people will be better of say £400 for now a year but the £ is at an all time low

Under £8 a week rise

Scotland are putting alcohol up to min 50p a unit

how we going to cope FFS

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xmoneyx    23 Nov 16 13:33 
Gary Lineker‏ @CaryLineker
Philip Hammond "I'll increase the supply of affordable homes, by selling off social housing at a discount."

Worse ! No statement whatsoever regarding plans to build any Council houses !!!!


Houses for the skint folk no chance take a pre-fab maybe

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/oct/30/wave-of-prefab-homes-planned-to-tackle-uk-housing-crisis

Jack Blanchard‏ @Jack_Blanchard_
The Tories were elected in 2010 on a pledge to balance the books in five years. Philip Hammond has now confirmed they can't do it in ten

first day of winter and they are having an autumn statement?

you,ve to love,m
some lesbo buisnesss bird on sky manager at cafe parrisenne in portsmouth,how will the higher minimum wage effect you,we,ll have to get younger people in,in otherwords get rid of anyone who,d be getting a pay rise,well done phil,

Same old song from the Spivs , Same old failed Trickle down

that's not true your £40 a month to Murdoch's Sky Corp buys him a decent cigar now and then so it does trickle down