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So I rang SYLVIA and her mother answered and said Sylvia was too busy to come to the phone.Then I when next door to see Alice and was told she had left after 24 years.
I had Gloria's number so I rang her and she left me hanging on the line.So I went back outside and met Mandy,she kissed me and stopped me from shaking.Later I called on Mary who put her arms round me and I ended up lying in her arms all day.
I had Gloria's number so I rang her and she left me hanging on the line.So I went back outside and met Mandy,she kissed me and stopped me from shaking.Later I called on Mary who put her arms round me and I ended up lying in her arms all day.
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and forget Ada.....Ada you with the stars in your eyes (Courtesy only Fools and Horses)
all girls are different but men are all the same.thats what the girls say.
Annie are you ok,are you ok ANNIE
Annie are you ok,are you ok ANNIE
had to say goodbye to Jayne , good bye to jayne she likes nothing like a fancy young man
Suzanne is feeding me tea and oranges that have come all the way from China.
I think Jennifer Eccles is in love with me but she stopped talking to me since the day I met Marie.
Angie Baby is still living in a world of make believe.
Thought this was going to be a thread about the Sailor record.
Can Mrs be valid? If so,then me and Mrs Jones have still got a thing going on and Mrs Robinson is still asking "Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio"
I've lost interest in Ebola since she started wearing dungarees and cutting her hair short.
Excellent thread.Put a smile on my face this morning as it reminded me of a drunk woman I met in the pub last night.
She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
went to the zoo yesterday bumped into Deborah I said you look like a zebarraaa
Sylvia sounds high maintenance ,heres what her old man had to say when he came to the phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qyup-u6Lkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qyup-u6Lkg
@elder,Is that come on Eileen or **** on Eileen?...Oh What a naughty,naughty man I am.
A boy named Sue is still thinking that if he ever has a son he's gonna name him Bill or George,any Damn name but sue.
just after been talking to Rosemary,she has no money,and I thought her clothes are kind of funny,she was with Eileen and I think she was giving me the come on.
42-39-56 you could say shes got it all, a whole lotta Rosie
And you missed the king of them all - bacon grill!!
Another song from Simon & Garfunkle,,,Peggy O is still running down the stairs combing back her yellow hair and she's still the prettiest little girl i've ever seen O.
don't forget Sheila.Sweet little Sheila you'd know her if you seen her,blue eyes and a pony tail.
I love them and leave them to me they are all the same
I love them and leave them to me they are all the same
Just been caught deep in a sheep (yet again) so I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm anymore 
Oh no. Now I find out that Sheila has gone out with her mate Stella.
I'm liking this fred.I'll try and think of a few more tomorrow.
I was going to take a lass to a jazz festival but it's a no go I'm afraid as Sheena is a punk rocker!
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
You obviously need help.
I would suggest Rhonda!
I would suggest Rhonda!
Why must Charmaine keep me waiting?
At least my Diane smiles for me though
At least my Diane smiles for me though
No,but i know Peggy O.If Peggy Sue is anything like her then she's worth meeting.
All of them are ordinary compared to Cynthia Rose, She always stood at the back of the line. A smile beneath her nose. Her favorite number was 20 and every single day, If you asked her what she had for breakfast this is what she'd say...
A song from Lloyd Cole...Charlotte is still asking me "Do I want to go heaven or would I rather stay alive"..Here comes my train.
Three times I tried Peggy Sue but I knew she wouldn't do.
I never learn, Jimmy quit and Jody got married I should've known we'd never get far
I've had it up to here with that Nadine seems like every time I see her she's got something else to do
Billy Joe's mother Nancy will never again cry out "Don't take your guns to town son,leave your guns at home bill,don't take your guns to town"
Jolene,Jolene,Jolene,Jolene,,,,,is still getting asked "Don't take my man"
In a bar in Toledo,a man as big as a mountain is still saying,, "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,with four hungry children and crops in the field,I've had some bad times,lived through some sad times,but this time the hurting won't heal,,,You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille".
Yes!Lucy is still in The sky but she's changed.As payment,she did give her diamonds to change into A Rainbow
I have more than a feeling this all took place in a Lincolnshire town.
There's a girl called Sally who's the pride of our alley 
So I wanted my dinner so I said Angelia. Where you running to now. Angelia. Got to make you turn around
Simon & Garfunkles Cecilia is still shaking my confidence daily.Next time she has a go at me I'm gunna tell her to shut up,the bloody cow.
I told the mother of this diminutive girl caused Susie that I'd drop her back by ten - just noticed it's 20 past. We went to see a film which wasn't particularly good, then we nodded off.
Not sure what I'm going to tell her mama, or come to think if what I'm going to tell her pa. I just know our friends are going to say ooh la la when they find out.
Not sure what I'm going to tell her mama, or come to think if what I'm going to tell her pa. I just know our friends are going to say ooh la la when they find out.
I'm waiting for Gloria she comes around here about midnight
Got a new boat and Cracklin' Roisie is on board.
Chug on.
Chug on.
I met a lovely lady from Espana yesterday who told me her name was Maria and as she told me that i couldn't help but think of that beautiful song from West side story...."Maria,Maria,Maria...MARIA,I just met a girl named Maria"
Used to know a girl called Annie who only ate Polk salad.
Do you mean Mars Bars? Cos there was a girl called Marianne............
Can't recall her name but she took me upstairs blew my nose then she blew my mind
Molly Chambers can I have my pistol back please she's got it and I want it
@Knight Commander,I read somewhere that the Marianne Faithful story about a mars bar was a load of **** and Bull
Used to know insane Brummie Pauline. She lived in a tree.
Culvin I also read that about Marianne but why let the facts spoil a good urban myth?
I agree Knight Commander...i'm often not to keen on facts either
@Knight Commander.Yes,i'd like to meet Rita too and with her and brummie Pauline,we could maybe all meet each other up a tree.
Dec 4, 2016 -- 10:44AM, Culvin wrote:
I agree Knight Commander...i'm often not to keen on facts either
You're not wrong there.
Dec 4, 2016 -- 10:52AM, Culvin wrote:
@Knight Commander.Yes,i'd like to meet Rita too and with her and brummie Pauline,we could maybe all meet each other up a tree.
Swinging from one is what your sort deserve.
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