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When i leave the house i lock the door then go back pull handle to make sure it's locked then open it again and lock it again then go back in and check the oven is off and if it is i turn it on to cook some steaks.
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You leave the house? You actually go outside? You didn't put that on your application for Chit Chat membership. You'll probably hear from the Committee about this in a few weeks. I suggest you tell them you have an outside toilet.
On topic: If your ears are burning then somebody is talking about you. Left ear for love, right for spite. My right ear gets so hot, it melts the wax. |
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I'm not superstitious, well I think so anyway, touch wood.
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Gallivanter 26 Sep 16 01:35 Joined: 10 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 3,092 | Blogger: Gallivanter's blog
You leave the house? You actually go outside? You didn't put that on your application for Chit Chat membership. You'll probably hear from the Committee about this in a few weeks. I suggest you tell them you have an outside toilet. On topic: If your ears are burning then somebody is talking about you. Left ear for love, right for spite. My right ear gets so hot, it melts the wax. When i typed that bit i actually wondered if the committee would bring it up But it passed for a while and i was only at the bins |
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Unlucky to accept a third light when having a cigarette, as taught to me by watching this Kate Bush performance of Army Dreamers on a Dutch TV show
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As I was going to the bookies I noticed a ladder and everybody stepping around it. I approached and made a point of walking under it thinking "eejits" and people were shouting "That`s bad luck". I laughed at them and thought to myself how stupid can people be. I went into bookies and bet 5 horses. Four got beat in photos and the other fell at the last when clear. Was it because I walked under ladder? or mere coincidence?
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The writings on the wall..
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Very superstitious innit
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It is indeed.
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Btw i must have walked under this phucker..
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themightymac 27 Sep 16 01:10 Joined: 05 Apr 02 | Topic/replies: 19,680 | Blogger: themightymac's blog As I was going to the bookies I noticed a ladder and everybody stepping around it. I approached and made a point of walking under it thinking "eejits" and people were shouting "That`s bad luck". I laughed at them and thought to myself how stupid can people be. I went into bookies and bet 5 horses. Four got beat in photos and the other fell at the last when clear. Was it because I walked under ladder? or mere coincidence? Bring this to the Movies 4 photos and a fkcing faller i bet you kicked the poor fcker of the ladder if anyone was on it on the return leg. |
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13!
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