CJ De Mooi

Could this most wonderful of human beings be capable of such a heinous act

I'm against the death penalty, and obviously have no idea whether he's guilty or not, but I say hang the tnuc!

Dutch plod read his autobiography where he almost but not quite confessed to murder. Brain the size of a planet but zero common sense.

His brain has been reclassified as a dwarf brain for some time now, Ramruma.

1.01 he will claim he made it up to sell his book

1.02 he did make it up. Punching someone in the face sounds unlikely but there's no way the bag o' sh!te threw anyone into a canal.

he bumped in to me in the bar at the world snooker champs spilling my lager.I reckon hes guilty.

"he bumped in to me"

Do you mean "he bummed into me"?

Here he is getting kicked of the Weakest Link at around 17 min, by coincidence Aaron on the same show was a poster on the forum under the name of Bushy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9G7ZWcmVJM

He actually looks like one of those old photo-fits that I used to look at and think "surely there is no human being on earth that looks like that !" . On that basis I reckon the Met could probably clear up about 8,000 crimes that Shaw Taylor brought to the attention of the general public on Police 5 . Thats about 5 to 6 thousand life sentences by my reckoning

anybody that goes to a the trouble of changing their name to CJ De Moii is a wrongun in my book

This one has taken a cruyff turn.

Who could possibly foresee that writing in your biography that you'd actually killed someone and gotten away with it could come back to haunt you?

That's up there for stupid with Saville addding a chapter entitled "Well well well, what I got up to in kiddies hospitals after lights out" in his life's tale.