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Stow_judge
14 Sep 16 12:59
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A man went bezerk in a Sheffield betting shop yesterday afternoon, bullying customers and smashing TV screens.
The man walked into the bookies in Sheffield City Centre at 3.30pm and placed £200 on a horse called Harbour Law running in the 3.45pm at Doncaster at odds of 22/1. The horse won the race and as it crossed the finishing line the man jumped on top of a chair and did a nazi salute. He then barged over to the counter and demanded his money.
A shop worker who has asked not to be named said "His bet paid £4,600 and I had to wait 15 minutes to get the cash out of the safe. While the man was waiting he was throwing pens at customers, scrunching up betting slips and making monkey noises. Eventually I paid him his money and he pulled a £5 note from his winnings, crushed it into a ball and threw it at my head and said "Go and get yourself a drink porky" - he was such a horrible man"
The man continued gambling throughout the afternoon and was repeatedly seen rolling up betting slips and snorting cocaine as bemused customers looked on. Eye witness Dave Nibble said "The man started to lose his money and started getting more and more irate. I saw him lose 1000 in the roulette machine in about 5 minutes. He picked up a chinese customer and threw him out of the shop. The poor bloke landed on top of a moving taxi"
The man placed his last £100 on a dog race and unfortunately his selection was bumped on a corner, finishing the race in last place. The man then punched several TV screens and dived through the main window of the shop before running off down the street.
PC Ken Grobbelaar of South Yorkshire Police said "We are looking for a white man aged between 40-50, approx 5ft in height. He was wearing black leather trousers, a black leather vest and white knee length leather boots. He had a thick gold chain round his neck and spoke with a London accent

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Report Capt__F • September 14, 2016 1:02 PM BST
ken masters Nap
Report guinness2dear • September 14, 2016 1:07 PM BST
Dressed crabs
Report The Leopard • September 14, 2016 1:17 PM BST
Leather in this weather !

That's got to get a tad sticky !
Report The Leopard • September 14, 2016 1:17 PM BST
Ken's sister lived in Sheffield....I think ?
Report TheBetterBettor • September 14, 2016 1:24 PM BST
he blew his beans on the dodgers....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir8Y4iFrWk8
Report dustybin • September 14, 2016 1:30 PM BST
Come to Sheffield, tis smashin

Saverrn cants
Report kincsem • September 14, 2016 1:53 PM BST
5ft in height, 40-50 years old.
It can only be ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAhEFuq62-I
Report workrider • September 14, 2016 5:28 PM BST
Laugh Kincsem.
Report ebulGery • September 14, 2016 5:34 PM BST
I am surprised the staff did not call the police

Still the manager was probably told he could not call the police until the punter had lost his £4600 back

He sounds some site, I would have thought someone would have known him
Report donny osmond • September 14, 2016 5:40 PM BST
staff saw him taking drugs and allowed him to continue betting


hmmmmm......
Report crags • September 14, 2016 5:43 PM BST
Are you guys really taking this seriously?
Report GoOnThen • September 14, 2016 5:57 PM BST
He wouldn't have carried on like that had Purple Aki been there.
Report Gallivanter • September 14, 2016 6:13 PM BST
He wouldn't have done that in CMAT's shop. Or maybe he did and that's why he had to leave London for Sheffield. Laugh
Report Shanelee1966 • September 14, 2016 6:36 PM BST
Remember the Hills shop next to Hen & Chicken boozer dusty? A surreal place at weekends
Report Coachbuster • September 14, 2016 6:40 PM BST
PC Ken Grobbelaar

____________________

Chief inspector Grobbelaar to you Devil
Report STUDYFORM • September 14, 2016 8:24 PM BST
5ft tall and he threw a Chinese customer out of the shop and onto a moving taxi?
Who was he, Precious McKenzie?

We'll have to ask Dave Nibble Laugh
Report STUDYFORM • September 14, 2016 8:28 PM BST
AND, No stranger would EVER get £200 on at 22/1.
Report STUDYFORM • September 14, 2016 8:28 PM BST
Or even at SP - not in a big firm shop anyway
Report STUDYFORM • September 14, 2016 8:31 PM BST
If he'd been paid £4,600 (unlikely amount of cash to keep in the shop, unless its a busy machine shop), I'd have thought he wouldn't have been paid in fivers.
Report Ron-Russian • September 14, 2016 8:49 PM BST
crags    Joined: 06 May 10
Replies: 8297 14 Sep 16 17:43 
Are you guys really taking this seriously?


crags don't believe anything!

did like the Nazi salute celebration - have to remember that one Laugh
Report akabula • September 14, 2016 9:13 PM BST
crags
Are you guys really taking this seriously?


I'm still looking for the punchline.
Report crags • September 14, 2016 9:41 PM BST
Ron, one would have to be insane to believe this is a true story Crazy Crazy
Report raspberrybottom • September 14, 2016 9:49 PM BST
White, knee-length, leather boots! Shocked

I'm surprised he never had the carp beaten out of him in the street on the way to the bookies....
Report pumphol. • September 14, 2016 10:05 PM BST
Eye witness Dave Nibble LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report doantwin2easy • September 14, 2016 10:26 PM BST
This is no way to talk about terry ramsden
Report Des Pond • September 14, 2016 10:46 PM BST
Almost as plausible as the Clinton body double story. LaughLaugh
Report themightymac • September 14, 2016 10:50 PM BST
5ft high, wearing black leather, giving the Nazi salute and betting horses Confused

Sounds like Goebbels or one of the Royal family Shocked
Report Capt__F • September 14, 2016 11:07 PM BST
doantwin2easy 14 Sep 16 22:26 Joined: 14 Aug 04 | Topic/replies: 5,832 | Blogger: doantwin2easy's blog
This is no way to talk about terry ramsden

Grin
Report ebulGery • September 14, 2016 11:25 PM BST
STUDYFORM  • September 14, 2016 8:28 PM BST 
AND, No stranger would EVER get £200 on at 22/1.


that is what I was thinking, unless they were laying back on b/f as King Of Dubai suggested

You don't believe it crags...that is no surpriseLaugh
you need to take it up on Facebook
I don't know why anybody would make a spoof story of this though?
Report crags • September 14, 2016 11:28 PM BST
Good grief!

Nurse required urgently for ebulGery Laugh
Report themightymac • September 14, 2016 11:31 PM BST
I believed it all about a 5ft midget, cross dresser, throwing tellies about and beating up Jackie Chan but the bit about someone getting £200 on a horse in a shop was too much to be true Laugh
Report kenny mann • September 14, 2016 11:32 PM BST
STUDYFORM
14 Sep 16 20:28
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AND, No stranger would EVER get £200 on at 22/1.

They would if it was 40s on Betfair as mentioned above. Would be classed as a mug bet mote than likely despite the amount.

My mate, working with me has got 200 and more on Hugh Taylor double figure odds selections at advosed price although they seem to have tightened up.
Report Pokermonster • September 14, 2016 11:38 PM BST
I know Dave and his wife, Sybil, very well.  Lovely couple.
Report Capt__F • September 14, 2016 11:46 PM BST
ebu kens
Report Ron-Russian • September 14, 2016 11:54 PM BST
I used to be in the same class as Dave Nibbles son at school Poker - small world
Report zorrostrikes • September 14, 2016 11:57 PM BST
a good steady customer for the bookmaker...
what the bookmaker hates is you leaving with the winnings.

so who's complaining?
Report dustybin • September 14, 2016 11:57 PM BST
Shanelee
I vaguely recall a bookies on the corner with bu stop outside from memory but I've only ever been in a bookies around three times in my life.
I recall you the hen and chickens very well though I was a regular there and the Norfolk arms to a lesser extent around 20 years ago.
Criminals and judges got drunk side by side
Report Ron-Russian • September 14, 2016 11:59 PM BST
they don't like you leaving through the main front window zorro Laugh
Report xmoneyx • September 15, 2016 12:09 AM BST
should of handcuffed him when he started throwing pens
Report Capt__F • September 15, 2016 12:12 AM BST
pencils safer
Report Ron-Russian • September 15, 2016 12:13 AM BST
I thought he sounded like a nice bloke,

You can't beat a bit of banter in betting shops surely?
Report Capt__F • September 15, 2016 12:16 AM BST
all fine till London accent
Report Gallivanter • September 15, 2016 12:36 AM BST
Oh, throwing PENS! I thought it said, well never mind ...
Report dukeofpuke • September 15, 2016 1:54 AM BST
hook line and sinker

a nice catch and its only wedneday/thursday
Report Facts • September 15, 2016 12:24 PM BST
Comedy gold
Report Facts • September 15, 2016 12:28 PM BST
Another story from the same source :-


WOMAN BANNED FOR LIFE ON BRADFORD BUSES

A woman has received a lifetime ban from a Bradford bus company after repeatedly breaking wind in their vehicles. On one occasion a driver was physically sick.

Bradford Magistrates Court heard how Yolande Pogba, aged 48 from Lumb Lane, Bradford revelled in what she was doing and on most occasions would bend over to create the maximum impact.

On 18th June 2016, Mrs Pogba (pictured) boarded a packed bus at Bradford Interchange and crouched next to an elderly gentleman. As the bus set off, she let off an excruciating sound from her bottom. Mrs Pogba, clearly impressed with her actions then shouted "Some bastard has squashed a Frog"

The bus company recorded 148 separate incidents. On the 22nd June, she boarded a bus in Holmewood and forced her way into the drivers cab, repeatedly breaking wind, cupping her hands and rubbing the atrocious smell into the drivers face until he was sick.

Solicitor Rick Head, representing Mrs Pogba asked for the court to be sympathetic "My client is addicted to Jamaican Rum and kidney beans and unfortunately this brings out the worst in her personality and makes her bottom talk"

The court fined Mrs Pogba £375 and ordered her to pay £20 compensation to the bus driver - Mr Bob Aloo Bhuna. She was also sentenced to 120 hours community service.
Report johnizere • September 15, 2016 12:41 PM BST
LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report posy • September 15, 2016 1:54 PM BST
http://a1.ro/news/inedit/a-primit-interdictie-pe-viata-de-la-ratb-parturile-...
Report ZenMaster • September 15, 2016 6:18 PM BST
Surely this is a made up story.

A white man with a London accent?
Report Shanelee1966 • September 15, 2016 6:42 PM BST
The London yoof speak with a strange accent now.
Report STUDYFORM • September 15, 2016 7:44 PM BST
The 2nd story is even more stupid than the 1st.
I'm guessing it's written by an 18 year old viz reader.
Report akabula • September 16, 2016 12:20 AM BST
Both the type of tales newspaper editors think are really funny for an April fools Day prank on their readers.
Jeremey Beadle in print. Cry
Report crags • September 16, 2016 12:35 AM BST
Still can't believe that some people  fell for this... and not just by glancing at it, but hours after it was posted and taking into account the replies, they still thought it was true... now we know how Brexit triumphed Sad
Report akabula • September 16, 2016 1:02 AM BST
The country is booming since Brexit crags.
You should be thanking us as you've never had it so good. Cool
Report crags • September 16, 2016 1:05 AM BST
long term may not be so good.

But I do hope that by some fluke GB will survive and thrive Cool
Report TheBetterBettor • September 16, 2016 10:57 AM BST
'Brexit Britain'
Report trader pj • September 16, 2016 11:55 AM BST
Shocked
Report chrisblues • September 16, 2016 2:53 PM BST
top booom  Comedy gold
Report breadnbutter • September 16, 2016 11:47 PM BST
Our very own "landan cant" must know this man .....were the knee length white boots fury ?

its all falling into place imo ,open and shut case Laugh
Report G1_Jockey_4 • September 17, 2016 5:48 PM BST
a few righties on here could easily match the description mehtally
Report G1_Jockey_4 • September 17, 2016 5:48 PM BST
mentally lol
Report The Leopard • February 6, 2017 9:15 AM GMT
Laugh  to OP
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