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but Cooperman you live alone? keep taking your medication. they're all imaginary.
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It's probably the same joker, who thinks it's a right laugh swapping around the keys on my PC keyboard!
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I put birdseye potato waffles in
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What type of toaster do you have? I reckon toast has to be from an uncut loaf and that something is definitely lost in the slicing operation.
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i just use the cooker grill - it's the way I was tot.
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Have you any idea of the cost of using your grill compared to a toaster?
If you are making six slices it's probably not too bad, but just one or two slices is ridiculous! |
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I love those toasters in hotels where it's a conveyor belt and all fancy mechanical stuff and your toast plops off the far end. But then .. when you put your bread in one, and turn around to get a coffee and an orange juice, turn back and some for'n thieving b*stard is walking off with YOUR toast ..
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() To me the greatest sin isn't murder, it is this, the most evil of crimes. Toast theft. All hotels should have a dungeon and an affiliated executioner for these people. |
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You could try feeding them into the machine. Hence the saying - 'YOU ARE TOAST'
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You'd have to get to them before they cut up the toast. Because then they would have soldiers.
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Sabotage it so that it doesn't cut out, and they get incinerated bread!
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"i just use the cooker grill - it's the way I was tot."
Totally agree, a toaster dries out the bread, cooker grill is best. |
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A gas won is betterer
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I put birdseye potato waffles in
From frozen? |
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A toasting fork and an open coal fire for me. But don't turn your back on it or the dog will lick it.
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They may not be fashionable but I love those clamp down toasty makers - fantastic things.
Just have to watch for molten cheese burns if you over do it. |
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Do not, if you value your tastebuds, ever put a tomato in one.
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