shortage of neck ties cause politicians to talk ballz.

You may have noticed politicians wearing a good suit and a
smart shirt lacking a neck tie. Because they have a condition
that sticks their thumbs to their forefingers they find it difficult
to put on a tie. Donations to rectrify this condition known as
pretendus commonus can be made by phoning 0800 765 4321.
please give till it hurts.
Please do not vote for politicians without tie skills.